Netflix’s My Life with the Walter Boys released on the streaming service today, December 7, 2023. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 75+ of the best Netflix’s My Life with the Walter Boys quotes.
Want to introduce yourselves? She’ll figure it out.
You know what she’s been through. Even you must feel a little sorry for her.
It’s not just your looks. You have a poise, a bearing.
I can’t just get good grades if I want to go to Princeton.
Cole Walter doesn’t do nice.
Cole likes his girls a lot less vanilla than JCrew over here.
I’m not buying this little orphan Annie act.
Horses—they’re big. And they have minds of their own, and they’re unpredictable. Only if you don’t know how to treat them.
Coles always gotten away with things others wouldn’t.
D*mn girl, when are you going to sleep? When I get that acceptance letter from Princeton.
If he isn’t so special, then why can’t you keep your eyes off of him?
Come on, New York. You’ve got to live a little bit.
Everything is so different here, ya know? I miss New York so much.
You can’t win until you learn to lose.
Grace! Why are you the way you are? Maybe because my parents won’t let me date, and now you guys won’t let me dream.
What is love if not friendship on fire?
What happens if the Bighorns lose? There’s a week-long mourning period, and then the cycle begins anew.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, you gotta be a Bighorn so you can play like us!
Like my grandma always said, an apple cider a day keeps the gray away.
You’re not just drinking apple cider; you’re drinking history.
I believe we’re witnessing a romantic gesture.
Who peed in your cornflakes this morning?
How am I supposed to appeal with the Cole effect?
If you keep talking to me like I’m one of the horses, you’re going to be walking home.
You don’t have to be pretty when you’re new. Boys love novelty, but novelty wears off.
You know Cole. Sometimes things are good, sometimes they are less good. But he always comes back around, like a boomerang.
Quitting things is kind of your MO these days.
Staying out and drinking all night, quitting on your school work—this isn’t who you are.
Are you happy? Truthfully, sometimes I feel just kind of broken.
Like my mom always said, nothing is so broken that it can’t be fixed.
Don’t you think you’re worth more than being another girl in Cole’s line-up?
She’s a teenager, Richard. 50% of what they do is out of character, which I happen to know from raising teenage boys.
The only thing I know for sure is that what I want is impossible to have.
If there is one thing that I’ve learned, it is that family isn’t always defined by blood.
There are a lot of crappy families out there, but the Walters aren’t one of them. I’d hold on for dear life.
We’ve never had a holiday around here without a little bit of drama.
It’s beautiful out here. The quiet sets my teeth on edge.
An even bigger part of me doesn’t know who I am in New York without my family.
Don’t turn into a cowgirl.
You don’t have to give up everything about your old life, Jackie. Thing is, I just wanted to show you that.
Thanks for being brave enough to ride with me. Are you kidding? I loved it.
Only one pretending to be something they’re not is you.
Why do we need friends when we have such a sweet brother like you?
The way I feel about you has nothing to do with my brother and nothing to do with Paige.
You’re so caught up with her, I barely see you anymore.
Beer pong’s not really my thing. Am I your thing?
It’s kind of nice to have someone who cares so much about you. I wouldn’t walk away from that so easily.
Those kinds of scars are not so easy to hide or easy to fix. I don’t know if it’s that easy this time.
Honey, do you think we should’ve seen this coming? What? That we should’ve thought about bringing a teenage girl into a house full of raging hormones?
We had raging hormones once. Some of us still do.
Can we please stop with the fighting? We’re Walters; act like it.
I’m team Nathan on this one. That’s the kind of romantic gesture everyone dreams of.
Trying something new is not a luxury you have. What you have is a shot at state next year and a track scholarship. You’re not going to blow it to try something new.
Who can be jealous of someone who clearly peaked in their sophmore year of high school?
Everyone knows “I’m fine” is code for “I’m not fine at all.”
I thought I smelled manure. Damn. Calamity Jane’s got her spurs on today, huh?
That thing looks like it’s held together with masking tape and rusty screws.
There’s one thing I have figured out. You are more important to me than any job ever will be.
I lived my whole life in your shadow. Do you know how hard that is? You get all the attention. You are the charming one.
You are not a failure. You are not a disappointment, and you are not a burden. You are Cole Walter, and you’re my brother. And even though I want to kill you sometimes, nothing is ever going to change that.
Does that mean World War Walter is over?
Getting attention from Cole was like a drug that I knew was bad for me, but it felt so good.
Turns out our home is wherever we are together.
The thing is, I may not be Cole Walter, but I am someone. Someone who liked you a lot and you missed out.
I don’t want to break my brother’s heart again, but I can’t not want you.
What happened, Cole? It used to be so good between us. I used to be someone else.
Our journey is just beginning, and I want to travel with you always.
I guess when you meet your person, nothing else really matters.
I wanted to say thank you for everything.
I feel like I found my new family. You have, Jackie. Your mom and dad would be so proud.