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110+ The Book of Clarence Movie Quotes

The Book of Clarence Movie Quotes

The Book of Clarence releases in theaters across the United States next Friday, January 12, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 110+ of the best The Book of Clarence movie quotes

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The Book of Clarence Movie Quotes

I can smell you from here, Clarence. My god, it hurts my nose.

Jesus of Nazareth.

You pray to a man in the sky you never met.

A man who lacks honor is a nobody.

My mother was literally on her death bed when he left her, and yet I’m the one with no honor.

It helps with the glaucomary.

One day I’m gonna get you out of here, put you in a big home. I promise you.

Thoma is following his path. We’re here not but to love him.
I not but love you.

Be the body, not the shadow.

Elijah and Clarence are two rotten eggs.

Crusty Clarence.

You make a deal with the devil, it’s gonna cost you.

Get out.
We’re literally on our way out.
That is redundant.

News travels fast in Jerusalem.

You calling me a man of untruth, peasant?

I’ve been trying to better myself so that I may be worthy of you.

Her eyes, they are like poetry. Poetry that I just get lost in the words.

I think you are going to have an idea.
I’m going to become the 13th apostle to Jesus.
A stupid idea.

Clarence is a giant that thinks himself an ant.

Peace be on to you.
On to you, be peace.

I got the cobblestones on lock. I think I have what it takes.

Don’t tell me I’m a bad person. Just playing the cards that I was dealt.

Why don’t we let Jesus decide. What time does he get home?

Judas said it couldn’t be done, so I had to do it.

The Book of Clarence Movie Quotes

These men are all slaves.

I am going to see a kill today.

You hit me unprovoked.
Well, look alive.

That’s a hard face.

Give me my freedom.

I came here to free all of the slaves. Not one.

Your men fight by rules. Where I’m from, we fight to survive.

Freedom!

I love you Clarence, just like I love himself. But you cannot be one of us.

You are destined for failure.

I possess the knowledge that there is no god. Which makes every single one of you liars or fools.

I’m going to become the new Messiah.

Think of all the money they give to him. You ever see Jesus buy a pair of sandals?

God didn’t make him to be treated like pigs by other men.

My son has never performed a trick in his life. Some call it miracles.

If you were a tool in my carpenter’s box, you wouldn’t be the sharpest.

I was minding my own virgin business, just being a virgin.

So this is the stroy you are running with?

He was always special. Everyone knew it.

You find father, and you will find all the answers you seek.

What a dumb a**.

Knowledge is stronger than belief.

I am your new Messiah.

I think he’s making a lot of sense.
I think he’s making a lot of money.

You claim to be a man of God. What god would have a man abandon his family to worship him?

There is no Messiah, and there is no Savior.

Who am I? What have I become?

They will call your name in history for this.
Don’t tell them my name.

You will lose your life.
Twenty more will live.

I don’t believe in change. I believe in growth.

I’m not a man without faults, but I’m also not a man without purpose.

Any man that follows the rules blindly is easily overcome.

It is Jezebel, right?
How do you know me?
Don’t worry. Soon, everyone will.

I know this cockroach didn’t call me a cockroach.

All of your men will die here tonight.

You must be the hero. Great spirit. There is always one.

You darkened peasant; that blade was Egyptian.

The Book of Clarence Movie Quotes

I am invincible.

Bring the Messiah. Shed blood if he doesn’t come willingly.
No.

In reality, you are a frightened little boy dressed up in a little metal costume.
And what am I afraid of?
Us.

There are no opressors, my friend. Just weak men.

The next time I lay eyes on you, you die.

Once you die from drowning, then you will be free. So, proceed.

Don’t cry. It’s okay.

I wouldn’t have let you drown, but now I have to crucify you.

I saw you walk on water.
That was God.
So you believe?
Oh no, I don’t believe. I know.

This is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

I love you, brother.

I don’t even like Mary’s cooking. She uses too much garlic.

It’s the gravy. It’s the gravy. It cancels out the garlic.

I hope this is nothing sexual.

I’ve been looking at the statues all day. I completely understand why the Romans are so angry.

Even if I thought he was a beggar, I’d die before I gave him up to Rome.

Excuse me. I wish to be made clean.
We can rebuild him.

Look at him—so pure, and white, and trustworthy.

I run because I lose myself when I think of you.

Perfectly yours.
Perfectly too late.

They always take our babies.

Tell me, Messiah, where is your god?

May God be with you, Clarence.

Humans. God’s only mistake.

Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

My friend, my brother, this cannot be the end. Please tell me you have a plan.

No need to be scared. We’ve got God with us, all of us.

Find your way back to me, son.

The one who believes in me will live even though they die.
My Lord.

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