Mean Girls 2024 releases in theaters across the United States this Friday, January 12, 2024. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 115+ of the best and most fetching Mean Girls 2024 movie quotes.
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Mean Girls 2024 Movie Quotes
Lord, we’re Clover Fielding.
Welcome to health and human sexuality. This fall we will be getting into abstinence, of course, then followed by, in the spring, condoms and choking.
I don’t want to live with what-ifs.
She just moved from Kentucky.
Kenya.
Oh, homschooled. That’s a fun way to take jobs from my union.
My name is Mr. Rapp, and I take no..
Care of yourself.
You’ve been in there for a long time. We’re concerned you’re either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.
You just need to find your click and commit to it.
We call them the plastic because they’re so fake and hard.
You can be really hot if you change, like, everything.
It’s the queen bee.
Regina George.
Don’t look her in the eye!
Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Shut up.
I didn’t say anything.
What is fetch?
It’s like slang from an old movie. Juno, I think.
It’s my life goal to not touch a tiger.
And on Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Wow. Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb?
I’m not trying to. It’s just happening.
If you break any of these rules, you can’t sit with us.
Ex-boyfriends are off limits for friends. That’s like the rules of feminism.
You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
Regina George doesn’t have a good side.
We, as women, have to be able to support each other.
Get in, loser.
Happy Humpday, besties.
We haven’t had any new meat in our lady taco in so long.
Your room is so nice.
Thanks. It used to be my parents room, but I made them trade with me.
Now Cady, this is a very American snack named Guac.
You’re never going to believe what I found this morning. Your burn book!
If you need to talk to me about anything—boy troubles, blackheads, alcohol poisoning—. I have been through it all.
I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
What did it say about me?
You’re not in it.
What? Those b*tches.
It’s like the drawings are facts and the threads are feelings.
Do you like gum?
Sure.
Oh, I don’t have any.
Like your shirt.
Thanks. It smells like sausage from the last time I wore it.
What day is it?
It’s October 3rd.
