Peacemaker dropped on the HBO Max streaming service yesterday, January 13th. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the new shows. Check out these 60+ of the best and funniest HBO Max Peacemaker quotes.
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HBO Max Peacemaker Quotes
You are shot and a building lands on you, and you only have to replace a clavicle?
I would never betray a secret.
There’s no super hero named Peacemaker.
Aquaman f*cks fish?
You’re that racist super hero, man.
You only served 4 years of your 30 year sentence, and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free?
You’re a born killer with expertise in every weapon known to mankind.
I know, inside my mind, I’m not supposed to be giving this speech, but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants.
How the f*ck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without a jet pack?
I don’t get enough attention, I gotta have you chatting it up with my fruity neighbors?
You let somebody shoot you?
She’s entitled to her opinion. Her stupid f*cking opinion.
How did my f*cking sperm end up with a Nancy boy like you?
I never gave you a second thought while you were in there.
People see this uniform and it strikes fear in their hearts.
I don’t want to come to your abortion, man.
You don’t want to believe in miracles? That’s on you.
That’s my thing, that and having a big d*ck.
I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us. Just because you are handsome doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of sh*t murderer.
I don’t care about the quality of the knife as long as the blade is sharp.
There’s something else about him that’s sad.
This is back when men were real men, because they weren’t afraid to look like women.
What is money but some physical denomination of coin and note?
The op is off the books, so we don’t have regulations.
Can you believe this idiot f*cked a Butterfly?
He’s obviously a professional. Look how he’s dressed, Amber.
It is nice to be appreciated.
You have murdered my spirit.
Being a wheelman is also dope. I got you.
You can’t house train an eagle, dude. Not without stealing its soul.
Walking scrotum here doesn’t like egg foo young.
I don’t threat, I just do.
Arrest me or get the f*ck out of here, chopsticks.
The only fake news around here is the beard.
I don’t even like when my balls are in someone’s mouth. It gives me the wrong kind of chills.
It’s not some rando who blew me, man. We fully f*cked.
I’m being a gentleman, you f*cking a**h*le.
What separates us from other killers is that we only kill bad people. Usually. Unless we make a mistake.
That’s my spot between five and seven during winter.
Even if I become a racist by osmosis, even though I mostly kill white people.
So, we are gonna kill him because climate change is a hoax?
Yeah, okay. Facebook is lying to me every day for no reason.
I thought you loved peace with all of your heart, no matter how many men, women, and children you have to kill to get it.
Your feelings are noted.
What the f*cks that gonna protect him from, pink hearts and green clovers?
I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning.
Think I’m some weak-ass girly-man who needs a poofy jacket or a little blanky?
I was a lot of little girl for a gun.
Here I am, living the dream, about to assassinate a couple of children.
Wallace gave us a killer that can’t kill.
Wookies have teeth on their a**h*le.
Big swole man. So tough.
Why don’t you maintain your torture sh*t?