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40+ Badass NOBODY Movie Quotes

Nobody Movie Quotes

New movie starring Bob Odenkirk, NOBODY, is coming to theaters Friday, March 26th. I was able to check a screener of it and was amazed! I will have a movie review of the film coming soon, so make sure to stop back by and check it out, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of the best quotes from the film. I love me a good line and this one had some totally badass ones. Check out this list of 40+ best Nobody movie quotes.

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Nobody Movie Quotes

You missed the garbage.

I can’t believe I let this happen.

You know if that was my family…

I was an auditor, so kind of a nobody.

Man, I wish they would’ve picked my place ya know? Could’ve used the exercise.

I’m thinking you did the best thing you could. You know, you being you.

They were scared, desperate, she had a gun.

This could’ve been worse, man.

You don’t look okay.

There’s this thing I gotta do.

Thank you for your service.

Nobody Movie Quotes

I’m a good man. I’m a family man. Most of all I’m a man that didn’t deserve your gun in my face.

They say God doesn’t close one door without opening another. Please God, open that door.

This girl’s gonna get home safe tonight. I hope these a**holes like hospital food.

I’m gonna f*ck you up.

Sorry about the mess.

It’s been a hell of a day.

We haven’t embraced in far too long, we haven’t kissed in forever, we haven’t had sex in months, we haven’t made love in years. I’ve missed you.

Remember who we use to be? I do.

Who did this to my brother?

I’m happy your relapse made you feel so f*cking good but now you got a real problem.

He’s as bad as they come. A connected, funded, sociopath.

He looks to be as ordinary as they come.

I guess the real question is, can we afford not to?

Don’t call 911.

I never met a black Russian before.

Becca, I love you but i need you to trust me right now.

Come back.

Well fellas, here we are. I know your boss sent you here but you gotta know when to say no.

I’m not a jealous guy but in that moment I wanted what Allen had.

I gave it my all, I really did.

Sneaky devil. F*&^ing kitty cat bracelet.

Deep down I always knew it was a facade. It lasted a lot longer than I expected.

I’m not coming out of hiding to save your white ass.

Nobody Movie Quotes

I came for the show.

I buried it, all of it, everything you have… had.

Last I saw he was still breathing and based on little I know of the man, that is probably more than he deserved.

I heard that you want out, what better time than right now?

You brought a lot of Russians.

Ladies and gentleman, this is your Captain speaking, prepare for take off.

Everybody dies, some sooner than others.

Just a bit obsessive, but glorious.

Thanks for letting me pretrend I was someone else. If you give me another chance, I will try to get it right this time.

Me? I’m nobody.

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