Red One is coming to theaters across the nation this Friday, November 15, 2024. The film stars Chris Evans, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Lucy Liu, and J. K. Simmons and releases just in time for the holiday season. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so be on the lookout; it will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the movie. Check out this list of 40+ of the best Red One movie quotes.
Red One Movie Quotes
I can find anything or anyone.
Then how come you can’t find your dad?
You don’t want to get on the naughty list, do you?
Honestly, Uncle Rick, I’m not that worried about it.
Nothing like a crowded mall two days before Christmas.
The mall at Christmas time is like pxygen for me.
Alright ladies, let’s go home.
I love the kids; it’s the grownups that kill me.
One last ride.
Never let somebody get the upper hand on you, cause they’ll use it.
Things that don’t actually exists you guys are responsible for?
I’m not going to like you. I can tell out of everyone here I like you the least.
Are you telling me this clown is a level 4 naughty lister?
The world is a mess because they fear nothing. I’m going to give them something to fear.
That was so disturbing.
The time has come to punish the naughty, all of them.
Let him go, witch.
If you are trying not to disappoint him, it sounds like it isn’t working.
So, you are saying Santa’s brother started the naughty list?
Are you not human?
Do I look human?
You tried to steal a piece of gold from the Dark Lord of Christmas?
I could be merciful and kill him on the first touch, but what fun would that be?
He just slapped the sh*t out of me.
I’m gonna need you to say, “Let’s save Christmas.”
Is this something that happens a lot?
Unexplained piano in the middle of a German highway?
Finally, tonight, I make the ride.
The North Pole has been taken.
Every day, every discussion is an opportunity.
I think that I got just a little bit nicer.
You imbeciles have no idea how to take to a woman like this. A real woman.
She’s my ex.
Merry Christmas, Witch.
What took you so long?
Red One, you are clear for takeoff.
The guy is a beast.
It’s easy to love it, Cal. The important thing is to keep trying.
Did we just save Christmas?
