Amazon Prime Video’s
Totally Killer movie was released on the streaming service today, October 6th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best and most shocking Totally Killer movie quotes.
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