Christmas with the Kranks was released in theaters on November 15, 2004. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 60+ of the best and most festive Christmas with the Kranks movie quotes.
If you enjoyed these Christmas with the Kranks movie quotes, check out these other articles: The Family Plan movie quotes, Wonka movie quotes, Merry Little Christmas movie quotes, Leave the World Behind movie quotes, Disney Plus Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever quotes.
Christmas with the Kranks Parents Guide Movie Review
Christmas with the Kranks Movie Quotes
The year will fly by. I’ll be home next Christmas.
You can use an umbrella!
As odd as it was, I didn’t think about asking the butcher where the chocolate was. But I will.
I’m finished with my pasta. It’s you I’m not finished with.
Well, we can still give our charitable donations to Children’s Hospital and, of course, the church.
No, this is a total boycott, honey. Total.
I am not angry, and I will not yell “humbug” at anyone who offers me a holiday greeting. I am simply skipping Christmas.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
He’s like the unelected ward boss of the street.
I’d appreciate it if you and everyone else around here would just respect my wishes.
Hey Walt, why don’t you put that cat of yours on a leash?
Good morning, Mr. Scrooge.
Walmart called and said I had to buy my own cheap perfume since Santa Claus isn’t coming this year.
We’re gonna come back later. And Frosty better be here!
I am the one taking the brunt for your hairbrained scheme. I am on the front lines!
Look at our skin; we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
You look like a corpse. And you could use a little help yourself.
How do they know where Frosty is?
There are spies everywhere.
If it isn’t old Scrooge himself.
He’s kind of weird. He’s skipping Christmas so he can save money for a cruise.
Free Frosty! Free Frosty!
She’s in the rainforest and around people who worship trees and eat bark, frogs, and that sort of stuff.
He’s Peruvian.
Oh, great! A communist.
Is it storming, Daddy? You know, Enrique’s never seen a white Christmas.
No, but I sense a storm coming.
What about our trip?
Oh, don’t even start with me. This was all your stupid idea.
Don’t dwell on the past, Island Boy; we’re having a party.
We’re going to perform a Christmas miracle, and if we pull it off, Blairey is never going to know about your stupid, ridiculous, childish scheme of skipping Christmas.
You break one ornament, we’re both dead.
Is this an imaginary friend?
Should’ve bought a calendar. Gonna need it where you’re going.
Nobody’s coming. I’ve called everybody we know; they’re all busy. We’ll have to start inviting the neighbors.
Over my dead body.
Never say “hickory honey ham” again.
I’ve called 911; they’re on the way.
Thanks, Walt.
Bev made me.
