Amazon Prime Video’s Merry Little Batman was released on the streaming service today, December 8, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from that film. Check out these 50+ of the best Amazon Prime Video Merry Little Batman movie quotes.
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Merry Little Batman Parents Guide Movie Review
Merry Little Batman Movie Quotes
Master Wayne, come along now. Time for your cookie-wookies before bedtime.
I must have justice.
Being a superhero takes focus, responsibility, and sacrifice. Not to mention a pretty high pain threshold.
There is no more crime in Gotham. So, enjoy being a kid.
Isn’t it supposed to fly back to me?
To poke you in the eye? I don’t think so. That’s a practice, Batarang.
Crime must be back in Gotham. It’s a Christmas miracle!
You have donut crumbs in your intimidation game, sir.
I just thought getting your belt meant I was ready to be a superhero like you.
Cocoa is kind of kid stuff.
Kid stuff? I disagree. I once saw your father drink an entire gallon in one sitting.
Is it a crime to document our crimes?
Will you shut up and help me, you ding dong?
You can even see your blind, as a bat.
I’m over here, bozos. Come and get me.
Now you got nothing.
I wouldn’t say nothing. I got your belt. You lose, kid.
I will have vengeance because they didn’t cross some kid; they crossed Batman’s kid.
Well, that one just leaves nothing to the imagination.
If you’re wearing that suit, it means I am dead, and my worst fear has come true. Crime is back in Gotham. And now you must take my place and become the Batman.
Unless you broke into the Batcave and stole the suit, in which case you’re in big trouble, mister. Just wait till I get home.
Part of me never wanted you to put that suit on. But another part of me always knew that this is what you were born to do. My only regret is not being able to be by your side when you did it.
It’s just as overbearing as the real thing.
Now let’s find those punks who stole my belt.
Well, if it isn’t my two favorite new henchmen, Roscoe and Whatchamacallit.
You’re telling me you two were beat by a child in a Batman costume?
Why should we steal Gotham’s Christmas when it would be so much more festive to destroy it? And who better to do it than a merry little Batman?
No one should be able to have eyes and ears everywhere.
Lucky for us, someone already does.
Don’t go there. Remember what your therapist said about your brooding?
I don’t have time to get into anything on my Christmas list. Like a new pair of titanium Bat-cuffs or some Bat-Cloaking gear, or this really cool pneumatic Bat-Granade launcher that comes with the laser scope and the glow-in-the-dark Bat-symbols.
Come get your new belt, Bat-Mite.
I’m going to bring a sleigh full of Christmas chaos to his next stop.
