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Collection Of Best HBO Max JULIA Quotes

HBO Max Julia Quotes

HBO Max’s Julia dropped its first episodes on the streaming service on March 31st. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out this collection of the best HBO Max Julia quotes.

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HBO Max Julia Quotes

That looks good enough to eat.

It’s a little fruitier than I expected, but it still has balls and it goes well with the fish.

I’m not camera-ready, as they say.

It’s almost like you took my virginity twice. First by f*cking me, then by feeding me.

She’s magnificent. I could just eat her up.

I’ll make it a hundred times until I get it right.

F*ck a duck.

HBO Max Julia Quotes

You are on to something so big. I’m just sorry my colleagues don’t have the vision to see it yet.

One of the advantages of looking like me is that you learn at a young age how not to take no for an answer.

You are changing the way Americans eat.

There was something about being in front of the camera like that just felt right. As if I came into focus.

But you’re a star.

Look at you, Mr. Man. All perspired and pungent. I’ll need to get you to carry appliances more often.

The whole point is to cook with what is most available to American women.

How do you charm a man who does not find you in the least charming?

I am not an entertainer. I’m not entertaining.

We’ll figure it out the way we always do. Together.

Who is this nimble genius?

One renders the bacon to remove the bacon-y taste. We don’t want the bacon to overwhelm the dish. You want to really taste the coq.

Nothing is where it’s supposed to be.

Do me a favor. Go hide behind the camera in case Mrs. Child needs help.

I’m neither French nor a chef, but here I am.

And dare I say, it’s just about the most delicious coq I’ve ever put in my mouth, and that is saying something.

It is important to taste your food as you go. Now that isn’t good at all.

I feel like I don’t know what the heck I’m doing.

In this case, my dear, the truth will not set you free.

Leave it to you to find the one ice cream, actually made out of butter.

I’m going to swing for the fences on every single show, and regardless of what happens, at least there will always be leftovers.

Words like art and expression, send me right to the crapper.

How sad you can’t see what I see.

I am a lady dad, just not your type.

I felt like a debutant at her coming out party.

You’re like Michelangelo with a block of granite. You know what’s not an elephant.

You’re like the patron saint of omlettes.

HBO Max JULIA Quotes

This looks like a riff on something you picked up in the honeymoon suite at Niagra Falls.

Can’t be easy having a woman steal your shine.

I just think about how many more hours in the day we’d have if we didn’t have to spend so much of it apologizing to men for your success.

Don’t be so black and white, Avis. It’s unbecoming.

You’re teaching Americans how to taste life, and they’re listening. That’s g-d d*mn huge.