AppleTV+ Physical season 2 dropped its first episode on the streaming service today, June 3rd. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 75+ of the best and most shocking AppleTV+ Physical season 2 quotes.
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Physical Season 2 Quotes
I’m just a fitness instructor, but I love what I do.
God, I thought women were boring.
What’s that color? Rubber ducky?
I hate you so much right now, my whole self. I hate your guts.
Whenever you’re ready, I’m here for the S.S. divorce.
I’m going to pick up the slack for my gender.
It’s your turn to be the breadwinner, it’s my turn to slice it up and toast it.
If I buy this, will I look like you?
Marriage to the woman who abandoned you on election night.
I’m not saying I know more than you, man. I’m just saying women are f*cking mysterious. All of them.
It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but mark my words, you are going to feel that change. You are going to feel that power.
Stop thinking about him; you have work to do.
No one cares, unless you make them.
If you want to use bathroom words, you can go straight to the bathroom.
If you say everything happens for a reason, I will slice open your ball sack.
Stop thinking of him, you horny hoe.
We’re all about progress in this house, radical progress.
She just didn’t watch, she studied it, studied you.
My recommendation: red meat and rest.
Talk to me about your relationship with food.
I’m a terrible, disgusting, awful monster.
He’s not getting on a tuna boat, Geezer.
That’s not a customer, that’s a follower.
You have the secret sauce.
Are you the husband or the warden?
Fatten you up so he can get you pregnant again.
Don’t fight it just because you have a bruised ego; do yourself a favor for once.
If we want to win, we have to start speaking their language.
I am someone else when I come here. It’s disgusting, but it’s me.
Tell him, who you are, what you do.
He doesn’t care, he doesn’t need to. This is your dream, all yours.
Isn’t it the crown princess of cardio.
I don’t want to say you owe us, but you do. You owe us.
I need someone to tell me it’s okay to leave it all behind.
We have righteousness on our side, and that’s something you can’t buy.
I want to be with you. This could be our beginning.
Is this what drowning feels like?
Oh, you read a book. Congrat-a-f*cking-lations.
I’m building something too, and I’m not begging you, I’m telling you. Get up, this is happening.
This is your chance to see things through.
Doesn’t she know this is a family company?
Friends don’t plunge their sex parts into each other, Bernie!
He wants you to give up and give in, and get fat and lazy.
I hate her. She’s as terrible as me.
You are the man of our house, not whatever this is. You pull yourself together and act like it.
You think you are so open now, but you can’t even handle my secrets.
Christ teaches us there is no greater love than forgiveness.
For the sake of your soul, you must repent with all of your heart.
I have to save myself.
They don’t want to save you, they want to stop you.
Sell it. Believe it. It is the only way he will.
You know, you’d rather bathe in acid.
Maybe you’d be better off without me in your ear all the time. Maybe you’d be happier and healthier for it.
I’ve been way too harsh on you. The way I spoke about your body? That was mean and totally unfair.
You might just make it out of this place.
The recovering bulemics’ guide to health and wellbeing?
She’s a phony too, just like everyone here. We are kidding ourselves.
The truth is I still get pulled under sometimes.
It turns out I needed help. I do, I still do.
I thought they were cheap. I thought that was the whole point. Cheap product, steep pricing. I thought that’s what gave you a boner for it in the first place.
Meditating like monks do?
I want to punch you in your friggin face so hard right now.
I’ve got a devil on my side and she’s got one on hers. We are figuring it out together.
If you had anything worth stealing half of, you’d know how I am feeling right now.
I didn’t want to be with him, I wanted to be him. Someone in this world who just gets what they want.
They just want to eat, and drink, and f*ck their way into oblivian.
Shut that bearded mouth of yours.
Are you really horny, or are you just trying to get more money out of me?
She doesn’t need him or you to believe in her.
I’m going to go masturbate on the bodeau. Please don’t be here when I’m done.
What about my illegal options?
Let’s face it, you don’t know what the hell you are doing. Thinking about calling that freak from rehab? That will cheer you up, but it won’t change a thing.
That blonde bimbo beat you to the punch.
Now you got him. Now in for the kill.