Amazon Prime Video’s Don’t Make Me Go drops on the streaming service tomorrow, July 15th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of my favorite quotes from the film. Check out these 60+ of the best and most touching Don’t Make Me Go movie quotes.
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Don’t Make Me Go Parents Guide Movie Review
Don’t Make Me Go Movie Quotes
You’re not going to like the way this story ends, but I think you’re going to like this story.
Selling insurance gives everyone a headache.
Looks like he twisted a testicle.
He kissed you and you nearly fainted.
If I wanted your opinion, I’ll take my d*ck out of your mouth and ask for it.
Your dad kind of sucks.
You’ve never did stuff like this before you started seeing him.
There’s a large chance you don’t survive the surgery.
I went to the doctor today. She said the headaches will go away if you’re nicer to me.
I’m not the girl you booty call sometimes because I’m great at relationships.
Are we still gonna have sex?
Why are you suddenly so obsessed with my future?
That’s your dream? To go get mixed up in a civil war?
Let’s see how fun it can be to lose some money.
Not knowing when to stop is how people lose everything.
And suddenly you’re you again.
Do not close your eyes ever.
Nothing says Texas like a big a** sombraro.
How many times do you get to see shooting stars in the middle of nowhere, Texas?
What did you do to her?
What happened to you being a kid I could trust?
I wish you could’ve seen what I saw last night. The whole sky was filled with shooting stars.
What’s with the posture police?
Are you stress sweating? Is this what a midlife crisis is?
Why aren’t you up there reliving your glory days?
It’s a real beautiful story, we got divorced a few years ago now.
We only speak through lawyers now.
When did he get so boring?
We had a fight. We had a lot of fights.
It’s actually a bone tumor near my brain.
What else that happened between you guys? You’re the one that stayed with me.
It’s probably what made her fall in love with me.
I want her to like me.
Every father should teach his daughter how to dance before her wedding day.
It’s not like I’m gonna pick her over you or something.
A good man will take me dancing.
We can’t go in unannounced. You go in and prep her.
You are really hard to find. Witness protection could use some tips from you.
You’re her only family other than me.
Is she a crackhead or something?
Because I needed to be further scared by this day.
I didn’t have a plan. I just didn’t want to see you sad.
You dragged me this whole time.
I thought I wasn’t supposed to want someone that doesn’t want me back.
I know this sucks. I get it, okay?
Maybe you shouldn’t have an elderly car then.
I am sorry that I am dying and everything in this world isn’t about you.
You don’t bet on yourself; you don’t believe you can win.
If you do nothing, you definitely die. But if you do something, you possibly have a chance to live. How is that not a clear choice?
You don’t get to unless you are willing to take a chance.
Please, dad. I’d bet on you.
I don’t think he’d take me dancing. I don’t think I’d take him dancing.
Don’t be a weenie.
I said you weren’t going to like the way this story ends.
You know how much it would’ve sucked if I went out a week earlier?
Are you really going to judge a dead girl?
As for my mom, I forgive me. I mean, she was just doing the best she could.
My dad taught me a lot of things in life, but I finally taught him something. To take a chance.
Does your afterlife fantasy really involve seeing me after two days without a shower?
You did the right thing.
His life is going to be a long one, a pretty good one even. And now, he’s going to live it to the fullest.
See, dad, I know it’s not all about me.