Ticket to Paradise drops in theaters across the nation this Friday, October 19th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best and funniest Ticket to Paradise movie quotes.
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Ticket To Paradise Movie Quotes
They thought that I could do better.
I really don’t think this whole “being an adult” thing is gonna work out for me.
I like the French. I like their fries.
See you again. Never.
If we don’t make it, love you like a sister.
All I see is a super hot guy.
How could they forget about you?
I am so out of balance.
Nature, God, and Harmony.
What you do diminishes what you do.
I like to befriend my seatmates in case we all crash and they have to pull me from the wreckage.
Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Looks like someone upgraded.
The last time David was ever helpful was the night we made Lily.
Don’t blame yourself, Paul. It could happen to anyone that doesn’t know what they are doing.
Did you make a pact not to murder each other until you murdered me first?
You learned that to make me look bad.
He doesn’t know it yet, but we are going to be having breakfast tomorrow.
He is saying, you remind him of a very attractive horse.
I could see her being happy here, for awhile.
Do you know anyone who snores less when they get older?
It’s the same thing that happens in any relationship. When it started out, it was unreal, and then it got real.
The hard stuff was always your thing. My thing was like taking out the garbage.
I think he knows.
It’s like you always say, why save the good stuff for later?
You came half way around the world to have my back.
She listened to you, always. She still does. She never wanted to make me happy, the way she does you.
That’s not a good idea.
I am praying for an asteroid.
This drink is from my homeland. It’s like lemonade.
I need some lemon water and some bacon.
I’m okay thanks to my warrior queen. My warrior.
Being loved is not the same as loving.
Of course, your choices are your choices.
You weren’t the mistake.
My dad thinks I deserve better than anyone.
I’m in the most beautiful place I’ve been in my life and all I can think about is you.
I think this is my new favorite place on earth.
It felt like a long story if you were there.
It turns out, a parent will do everything for their kid except let them be exactly who they are.
You clean up pretty good.
Look at our girl.
We can’t be a family without you.
You can do the hard stuff too.
I think we can all agree the world is a lot better place with Lily in it.
Your mother and I are on your side, the both of you.
Maybe I am too old to feel young anymore.
You call that a sunset?
I belong here.
Can we make this a little more about me?