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60+ Sexy MAGIC MIKE’S LAST DANCE Movie Quotes

Magic Mike's Last Dance Movie Quotes

Magic Mike’s Last Dance is now available on digital. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 60+ of the best and sexiest Magic Mike’s Last Dance movie quotes.

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Magic Mike’s Last Dance Movie Quotes

The impulse to dance existed long before our primate ancestors evolved into humans. Evolutionary biologists suggest that dance was used by early humans to promote the social cooperation essential for our survival.

Studies have found that today’s best dancers all share the two specific genes associated with excellent interpersonal skills.

Despite its power to save our species, dance could not save a small furniture company in Miami from the economic tsunami of a global pandemic.

I just think that people like to look at what they can’t have.

I don’t really do that anymore.

She said it was a silly dance but that it would get my mind off of things.

No happy endings, huh?

I don’t know if you really know what you bought, but I’m going to give it to you anyway.

You said I move like water.

If I would have known what this night was going to be like, I would have gladly paid you the 60 thousand.

How did you get so rich?

It’s what you were meant to be doing all along.

Me and relationships don’t have a tendency of working out.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t lying, sir.

Just pretend like today’s Christmas and you’re about to open your presents.

The real question is: why does she feel like she has to choose?

Magic Mike's Last Dance Movie Quotes

You could’ve given me a little heads-up before you threw me to the wolves out there.

There’s got to be easier ways to get back at your house for, I don’t know, whatever, than putting on a strip show.

We’re going to wake them up with a wave of passion they’ve never felt before.

Sue me for exploring myself and my contributions to the world.

Money is water, Maike. It flows in both directions.

She couldn’t explain the full extent of her feeling, but Max knew she crossed some kind of strange Rubicon. She was desperate to know more about why she felt this way, so she purchased a litany of books on the history of dance.

Are you ready to transform theater forever?

We got one month to turn y’all into the greatest group of strippers that has ever been assembled on planet Earth. And to do that, you boys have got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as sh*t.

I was just really inspired about our new director’s vision.

That was poetic.

I’m the feminist here. I’m the flamethrower. This whole thing was my idea.

This show is not about getting d*ck.

You look incredibly expensive.

One of the most primal feelings human beings experience is the desire to belong, to feel connected to other beings, and to be part of a tribe.

You know I don’t hold back my lips.

I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.

For the right amount of dollars, I feel like you can have the most vibrant time you like.

If the show is anything like him, count me in.

Sometimes you kind of feel like a dream. I mean, you look like a dream. You smell like a dream. You taste like a dream.

She bought me from an orphanage. Saying mother would be a lie.

She’s been a pleasure to be inside of.

The song is called Permission, so once you get permission, you gotta keep it.

You have this beautiful, legendary stage, but you’re hovering around the chair.

No woman wants to be suffocated by testiculos.

Traditionally, tribal courtship dances allowed dancers of opposite sexes to engage in socially acceptable physical contact before they were even allowed to speak to one another.

You should know that the law is useless when you’re dealing with entrenched male power structures.

Everybody wants something; we just gotta keep looking.

Why is this about me? It’s about women.

Magic Mike's Last Dance Movie Quotes

She’s got bigger balls.

I just want a happy ending.

What are we to make of the word love in the context of dancing? If you love dancing with someone, does that mean, on some level, that you love them?

You handed my family’s theater over to a f*cking stripper.

She shouldn’t have to pay the price for your fantasies.

That one f*cking dance, it changed everything in me.

You really are the Queen of the First Act, huh?

Don’t let this be the end.

There’s small ships, there’s tall ships, there’re ships that sail the sea. There’s no ships like friendships, so here’s to you and me.

I managed to have a little bit of everything, and now it’s your turn.

There is nothing absolutely sexier than a body in motion.

The sexist act of submission is asking for permission.

Sometimes you just want to be everything to someone, right? Sometimes, the greatest fantasy of them all is knowing that you’re the only one.

He definitely said after Pony. and they are still on their ponies. Now sit.

I am free and I am broke.

No one can claim to fully understand what exactly dance is, but what is abundantly clear is that dance seeks no meaning for its desires. It does not value age or status, logic or reason. It is a compass oriented only to liberty, not unlike the human heart.