Champions is set to release in theaters in the United States this Friday, March 10, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 60+ of the best and sweetest Champions movie quotes.
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Champions Movie Quotes
You want me to call you an Uber?
This is not my first time swiping right.
I visualized you leaving earlier.
That’s a terrible call, Phil.
I told him that play was horse sh*t.
Take a chill pill. I saw ya.
You’re a meme now.
She’s old, right?
You were a prick in college, and nothing has changed.
No boo-boo words.
Can you fake a limp?
I don’t want to take; I want to give to the community.
Are we talking ret*rd?
I’m your homey with an extra chromey.
You guys, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
Nope. I’m not playing for you.
No, sir. You are the man.
He’s never even hit the rim, but he’s due.
I guess that explains that zoo-like aroma.
I suffer from color blindness, so I’m not really sure what I’m wearing.
When it is done right, it gives me a hard-on.
I think my d*ck just evaporated.
Not now, Wikipedia.
Get under the pitters. Under the pitters!
Who the hell are you?
Seeing that road ahead of me calls me.
Hey, flutter foot. Is there any way of smoothing this thing out?
That bus smelled like puke.
I know things.
You strike me as someone whose weekends are free.
Are you going to murder me right now?
You were fine, and sometimes that’s all a woman can ask for.
I rock hard, Marvin.
What is this? Some kind of Jedi mind trick?
Don’t apologize. Those guys are meant to be yelled at.
You know what always cheers me up, coach? Meatloaf.
I’m still catering farts, if that answers your question.
There you go, running another boyfriend away.
You and coach are doing sex moves?
You ever think maybe you’re hiding behind johnny?
I have Down Syndrome, I’m not deaf. Got it, slick?
You’re no McConaughey.
I don’t want to do the pick and roll. I don’t want you to have anymore hard-ons.
Not in my house.
You made an old man happy.
Good guys don’t leave.
What does it take to get an “atta boy” around here?
Get over yourself, jacka**.
What are you hoping for? A little afternoon quickie?
Hang on my d*ck and balls.
Look at you laying down the law.
You’re a troll.
This is your shot at being champions.
You can’t be afraid to fail. You can’t be afraid to lose.
I was scared when I had my first three way, but it was good.
I am not a champion yet, coach.
You were right. Those guys are d*cks and I didn’t want to be the fig leaf covering those d*cks.
Hustle doesn’t take a break.
Take it out of my gym.
I got a practice to run.