Strays 2023 releases in theaters across the United States tomorrow, Friday, August 18, 2023. I have a review of the movie on my site. Check below for the link. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes in the film. Check out these 60+ of the best and funniest Strays 2023 movie quotes.
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Strays 2023 movie quotes, check out these other articles: A Haunting in Venice movie quotes, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 movie quotes, The Last Voyage of the Demeter quotes, Haunted Mansion 2023 movie quotes, Oppenheimer movie quotes. Strays 2023 Movie Quotes Today is going to be the best day ever. The second Doug laid eyes on me, we knew we would be best friends forever. The way he pets that thing, sometimes I wish I was a penis. You know, I can’t live that close to a school. Holy f*ck is right. I win again. You know what they say: the best relationships are the hard ones. Even though I love this game, I kind of want it to be over because I really just want to be home. Go ahead, bite me. Either way, you’re getting worms. Nice to meet you, Bug. My name is Sh8Tbag, it’s short for dumba** sh*tbag. He’s not playing any game with you; he left your a**. Whatever you pee on, it’s yours. I wasn’t dancing, baby. It’s humping, the devil’s dance. I can do anything. Damn right, you can. I got a theory: they need us for our poop. Hey Bugsy, you got any f*cking weekend plans? Don’t let the big d*ck fool you; he’s just a giant p*&&y. I love digging. I love it. I love to dig. Your purpose is to do whatever the f*ck you want. We’re cleaning up. These f*ckers love when we clean up. This water’s making me dizzy. It’s real. The magic fence is real. I could tell the moment I sniffed your anus that you were a nice guy. He used it for his penis sneezes. That is a classic toxic relationship. I should probably talk to him; I am a therapy dog. I’m gonna bite his d*ck off. Fellas! Ladies! Let’s go get some d*ck. There’s those nickels. He’s one of those narrator dogs. I don’t think f*cking the guy’s leg is necessary, but I see you’ve already started. Your boner implies there is a vibe. You guys get me hard all the time. You are gonna live, and you are gonna bite that d*ck off yourself. You looked like you were gonna sh*t yourself. I did. I got a weird idea. Can we maybe pee on each other? This just isn’t warming my body; this is warming my heart. We are PEE F F’s. Girls date losers all the time. I’m gonna get all over that d*ck. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Thanks for complimenting my penis, Maggie. Your vagina is pretty big too. That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’m Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Quaid has seen some sh*t. Wow, they are getting a worse-case scenario, hitting all the branches. I learned something about life. Birds don’t have genitals. I’m gonna speak in my white dog voice. I should’ve known because your butthole smells exactly the same. Back in the old days, you could bite a guy’s d*ck off left and right. Sorry, my s*ck let you down. Do you want to stay here and die, or do you want to poop your butts off and live? I can taste it. I really thought my d*ck was gonna hook those keys. The smell is like a thousand different houses, and I can’t trust that. Now I know I wasn’t a bad dog; you were a bad man. What the f*ck are you gonna do about it? We’ve got a d*ck to rip off. You bad, f*cking dog. You’re g-dd*mn right. That was more graphic than I was expecting. Reminds me of when I was young. You used to f*ck dogs? You are not alone. The good ones are out there; you just gotta keep your eyes open.