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35+ Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Quotes

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Quotes

Netflix dropped a new series today, and it is just for this dinosaurs loving kids called Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous.  I will have a review coming soon, the link will be posted down below.  In the meantime, you can check out some of my favorite quotes from the series. You know I like jotted down some of my favorites, even with this fun kids series.  So, check out my list of 35+ awesome Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous quotes!

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Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Quotes

Congratulations, player. I’m Mr. DNA and you’re the first person to ever beat our game, so we wanna reward you with a trip to Jurrassic World’s brand-new-state-of-the-art adventure camp. That’s right, get ready to join us at Camp Cretaceous!

Nothing you need to worry about, but you should definitely stay in your seats.

We are in a dinosaur filled jungle. You must always keep your distance, or you could be seriously hurt, if not worse.

So that’s what toxic masculinity looks like.

Girls love a grand gesture, Junior. You will understand when you are a bit older.

So, Darius the dino-genius was saved by Kenji, the kid who thinks dinosaurs went entinct because, and I quote, “Their farts turned the air trashy”?

Maybe there is baby dino eggs in the lab? Everyone loves a baby video.

Sanitizer. Who knows what kind of creepy dino goo is at the lab? Goota be ready for anything. The world is a grab-bag of gross, and we’re all just along for the moist, sticky roller coaster ride called life.

We’re ready for some chromosomes, my bro-mosome.

Thanks to you, I’m shoveling poop instead of watching a live dinosaur birth. That’s only been my dream since, I don’t know, forever!

We’re gonna see a carnotaurus? That’s like, one of my top five favorite dinos!

Lets go melt your nerd brain, Junior.

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Quotes

We thought it’d be fun. We thought it would be safe but we didn’t realize the horror waiting for us on the island. Claws… Teeth… Screaming… so much screaming.

Just to be clear, all these dinosaurs are herbivores, right?

Teenagers can be very accepting if you just give them half a chance.

It’s hard to trust strangers. It’s a scary world out there. But I’ll trust you if you trust me. I’m not going to hurt you.

I thought I knew everything there is to know about dinosaurs but all I did was mess up today.

We know that Camp Cretaceous is very important to Mr. Masrani, and that you were thinking of having your nephews jon us today, but we’ve had two serious incidents over the last 48 hours. Dave and I need more staff immediately or we need to send the kids home ASAP.

If we’re doing this, then we might as well do this.

Dad, they already got that. And whatever you do, don’t ask me if I’m “carno-sure-us.”

Dad, don’t say it. You’re gonna get better. You have to get better. I need you to get better.

We’re not giving up. I get it, it’s scary. This was not how it was suppose to be. Things aren’t always gonna go your way. Life is messy and sometimes things fall apart. But that’s okay because when that happens, we pick up the pieces and keep going. And we never give up.

We’re a team or we’re nothing at all.

I don’t think finding an adult is going to help. A terrifying, camouflaged dinosaur trashed our camp. No way they have a plan for that.

Predators don’t kill prey and then just leave without feeding. This isn’t right.

I’m here to spy. For a company called Mantah Corp.

I’ve done my share of selfish thing. I only knew what you were up to because I was also sneaking in places I shouldn’t. You were at least doing it for family. I was doing it to impress a bunch of angry internet randos.

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Quotes

Operation “Find people to help us” is clearly a bust.

Something bad always happens when we think we’re safe.

We did it. We’re going home.

Carob is nature’s chocolate. Just as delicious, with none of the sugar or caffeine.

A toast, to not getting eaten!

To the return of a low-level gnawing dread rather than and all-encompassing impending doom!

You saved us, Ben. I didn’t know you had it in you.

Doesn’t anything here work?

No time for a lesson dino-nerd.

All I did was make bad choices and get into trouble and mess everything up. You never should’ve trusted me.

We thought it’s be fun. We thought we’d be safe. But we didn’t realize the horror waiting for us on the island. Claws, teeth, screaming… so much screaming. Despite all the hardships we’ll never give up. We’ll keep fighting. That’s the promise we make every day we get. We will survive. We will get home. Because no matter what happens, no matter what this place throws at us next, none of us are in this alone.