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155+ Best Netflix COWBOY BEBOP Quotes

Netflix Cowboy Bebop Quotes

Netflix Cowboy Bebop is dropping on the streaming service this Friday, November 19th. Based on the 20 year old anime of the same name, this live-action series is a great adaptation of the animated show. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 55+ of the best Netflix Cowboy Bebop quotes.

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Netflix Cowboy Bebop Quotes

They control everything now.

I absolutely wish every single one of these corporate, cockroach a**h*les be taken out to the woods, and the woods set on fire!

I just came here to place a bet.

We have to take them alive. How many times have I told you?

I’m not a cop, and you’re not worth that much.

Just to be clear. We don’t get paid if we bring them in dead, but damaged is okay?

Just a humble bounty hunter, ma’am.

You look like you should be drinking nothing but tequila.

It feels like I just mainlined God.

Personally, I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire, but your ex-wife asked me to throw you a bone now and again.

Forgive this for coming off like a cheap pick up line, but what is a nice girl like you doing in a nasty cesspool of a place like this?

Have you ever been to Mars?

It’s never too late to start a new life.

Spoken like a man who’s never been in love.

Do you think you can handcuff me to an even bigger, more disgusting toilet?

You don’t want my daughter to have a birthday?

You gonna kill your way to Mars?

Daddy’s little rich girl can fly.

Find me this bounty hunter. If he really is Fearless, bring me his head.

I did a year undercover with IO bootleggers. Let’s just say, I know how to blend in.

I could use an extra hand.

I never got my noodles.

Differences die at the door.

People can only be pushed so far, but also not far enough.

So what brings you back from the dead after all these years?

Dying didn’t teach you that lying is no way to be?

Fearless is dead. I go by Spike Spiegel these days.

The Elders would like a word.

You’re not here to think, you’re here to do as you are told.

Syndicate above all else.

Don’t make us question your loyalty again, boy.

When you cook an egg, do you need to give credit to the frying pan?

Make sure the gun is loaded next time.

You will never be man enough to stand up for yourself.

Booby trap. Step on that, you’re wearing your a**h*le as an ascot.

Think we lost our bounty.

I’m 100% sure that you being an a**h*le has nothing to do with noodles.

Partners don’t disappear on partners.

Clutch move.

Stay in the city and I’ll find you.

Netflix Cowboy Bebop Quotes

You a good guy or a bad guy, Schpike Schpiegel?

I was thinking less on the lines of cash, more on the lines of dinner.

Damn right it is because, Jet, you are Black and you are male.

He’s staring at the camera like he wants to be seen.

Homecide’s a brotherhood.

Desperation and inflation go hand in hand, mi amigo.

We can do this the easy way or the fun way.

I tried being reasonable, but I don’t like it.

I got 15 million reasons I got beef with you.

That collar looks good on you. Is it new?

You have the power. You control your destiny.

You don’t go to Betty’s Bottom and not get bottom.

If I could get away with it, I’d pull Chalmers into a dark alley and put my metal fist right through his smiley f*cking face.

Do you really want to sacrifice your life for an eel?

I’m already late for my midnight bukkake, and I still have two horny frat boys waiting to be tied like baby calves at the rodeo.

Please excuse my vanilla-beaned friend here, he’s not properly cultured.

Why steal dogs? Those things are harder to move on the black market than diamonds.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a real dog.

They put their dogs in escape pods instead of us.

It’s like being mad at water for being wet.

You know what the taxes are to keep a dog. I can’t afford that.

A girl with no memory’s got nothing to lose.

Your company is a plague on nature.

A bidet is a toilet that cleans out your a**h*le.

Any deeper and you’ll break her in half.

It’s better for you if you don’t know.

They’re terra farmers. What are they gonna do, plough you to death?

Mama’s got one more rabbit in her hat.

There’s no way I’m gonna be trapped in a tiny box with you.

You know what’s cool about losing your life? You get to build a new one.

Welcome to the Bebop.

I got your bird right here.

The entire movement was a reaction to swing, which was dominated by propulsive rhythms. But in bebop, though, the emphasis went from bass drum to hi-hat.

Shower-bath-shower. It’s how you clean yourself.

He’s got his cop face on.

Looks like cowboying keeps you trim.

I’ll kill that b*tch with kindness.

Spoils go to the victor.

It’s cute. Bites, scissors.

First words out of that pretty mouth better be an apology.

I think we both like making money. And the Elders are preventing us from doing that.

You’ll never know true power, until you’ve tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you.

Stick with me, kid. You might learn a thing or two.

This shower-bath-shower thing, life changing.

When it comes to loofas, there are no bad choices.

I lost everything because of you.

You just killed the only man in creation that could clear your name.

So who was this extraordinary man who had the skills to end Gunther?

Fearless is alive.

I found you.

They’re coming for you. Today.

I didn’t come here to be with you. I came here to save you.

First orgasm ever.

You’ve got a really, really good soul.

I’d risk everything for you.

Forget me. It’s the only way you’ll ever be safe.

I’ve traveled all across the solar system and I have never, never found anyone who makes me feel the way that you do.

You killed me.

When I said I didn’t feel safe, I wasn’t talking about Vicious. I was talking about you.

My husband may do bad things, but you are the psychopath.

You never loved me, you just loved taking your best friend’s girl.

My hair hurts.

I’ll never let you go.

You got some brass overies coming here after all that you did.

Mommies make the pain go away.

She’s right. If you go to Fearless, you’ll never be safe.

You’ll never be free of Vicious. At least not while he’s still alive.

The only reason you aren’t sucking stardust in icy vacuum of space is because of vows I made.

Shall I come back after the mincing and preening part of the day is over?

When life gives you lemons, you make a vodka twist.

I’m a survivor because of you.

You know what the difference between reality and fantasy is? Your perseption.

Why is everyone’s family problems my problems? I’m the orphan.

Either your parents are long dead or they left you for dead.

I’d fight the world to make sure I showed up.

I’m rooting for you, future self.

He’s an experiment gone wrong.

During family time, we do fun things together. Like bowl.

This game sucks balls.

I’m deep. I’m layered like nachos.

Vicious sends his regards.

When you called, I hoped we’d be meeting some place more, candlelit. But after doing the digging you asked, can’t say it got my whistle wet.

Your boy here is a phantom. Scrubbed cleaner than my bikini line in the summertime.

I had a feeling you were into clean living. Even in your dirty business.

Saving my life was his job interview.

What are we toasting? Getting our a**es whooped?

I told you, there is something fishy about that dog.

The dog plays movies from his eyes.

I know who you used to be. A man with your skills come from only one place.

I know how a man’s deeds can follow him around and haunt him.

We march in the battle of mind your own business.

Netflix Cowboy Bebop Quotes

Didn’t you dream that one day I’d prove myself to be man enough?

Tell Julia I’m sorry for failing to deliver your head to her.

Most people don’t like sharp blades near their d*cks.

You’re such a candy apple, Fearless. Mercy is for the weak.

I keep telling you, you’re too skinny for me.

They’re like bears, fun to look at but don’t roll down the windows.

You know, he made me watch the night my mother jumped. Nine years old.

I don’t want this to be who I am anymore.

You think you are the only ones who can fall in love?

The irony to both of us is that he was only ever loyal to himself.

Everyone thinks they’re so strong, until they’re not.

She’s not coming. Not tonight, not ever, She chose me.

He always was the stupider of the two.

You a g-d d*mn hitman?

I’ll survive. I always do.

He might be a d*ck but he risks his life for mine.

Oh good, you’re up. I was getting worried you were gonna sleep through my execution.

Shoot them before they shoot you.

The same blood runs through the both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

I’ve dreamt of you.

Finish the jackel. Carry his head on a pike to the temple. And the rule will be ours.

That life I told you, I don’t want anymore

You are nothing more than a dream I needed to wake up from.

I have a chance to find out who I am.

We’ll try again tomorrow.

I knew you’d survive. It’s what cockroaches do.

Death follows you whereever you go.

If I have to see you again, I will kill you.