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Collection of Best HULU PAM & TOMMY Quotes

HULU Pam & Tommy Quotes

HULU Pam & Tommy dropped its first three episodes on the streaming services today, February 2nd. I have a review of the series linked below, so make sure to check it out. In the meantime, I wanted to share some of the best quotes from the series. Check out this list of some of the best and most shocking HULU Pam & Tommy quotes.

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Pam & Tommy Parents Guide Review

HULU Pam & Tommy Quotes

I sold 50 million albums. You think I can’t afford to move a f*cking bed ten feet to the left?

F*cking Rockstars.

Money is no object.

It’s one of the most expensive woods on the planet.

We should sue his arrogant rockstar a**.

Happiness comes due to good actions, suffering results from evil actions. The Mahabharata.

The righteous, they get rewarded. The wicked, they get punished.

I hope the universe kicks that rockstar mother f*cker square in his nuts.

I am karma. And I’m a b*tch.

That is compentory damages for our pain and our suffering.

I am done with bad boys.

Do not come.

You’re even prettier in person.

HULU Pam & Tommy Quotes

I wasn’t gonna come solo. I didn’t want you to think I was some crazy, psycho stalker.

Would you like to meet him?

He’s beautiful.

She’s f*cking perfect.

I am a good girl. I am a good Christian girl from a small town in Canada.

I can’t think of nothing that I would rather do than spend the rest of my life just loving the sh*t out of you.

Would you do me the insane honor of being my wife?

I f*cking love French fries.

Get the f*ck out of here, you stalker-azzi piece of sh*t.

I would love to f*ck you in space.

This is so private. It’s like we are seeing something we are not supposed to be seeing.

I could really help you go big with this thing. You do want to go big with this thing, right?

Bless this video tape that you’ve chosen to put into my hand. May it be an instrument of justice, delivering richly-deserved comeuppance to those who’ve acted like a**h*les, refusing to pay for services rendered, keeping tools that do not belong to them, and just, in general, treating decent people with a total lack of respect.

May you knock these f*ckers down a peg, teaching them a much-deserved lesson in humility. And may you, in the process, deliver great financial reward to those they have wronged. Like a sh*t load of money. Namaste.

Every dude on the planet is going to want to jack-off to this. Trust me. I can’t stop.

A website It’s this thing on the computer. People will go to it. They will order the tape directly from us.

It is free. The world wide web is free.

No one is ever getting rich off a celebrity sex tape.

If something goes wrong, I don’t want to end up in the LA river.

I’m very secure in my masculinity. More than I ever have been. It’s like I am coming into my own.

That is a great narrative. Freedom.

Is that how you feel? Like you have to please people?

Guess what, f*ckers. I’m gonna be a dad, on purpose!

I feel violated.

Who’s got beef with me? Brett Michaels, Axl Rose, Blackie Lawless, Lou Adler, Gene Simmons, f*cking David Geffen. Mickey Rourke. Richie Sambora, Jan Wenner, Bob Rock. C. C. DeVille, John Stamos.

What I did to that record, I will do to your fat, stupid face.

What are you, the porn police?

F*ck your mom, sir. Have a good day.

HULU Pam & Tommy Quotes

They will be high-fiving you on the street. Me, I’m gonna get looked on like a sl*t to the rest of the world.

It’s not like they are seeing anything they haven’t seen before.

To the good life. To your good life.

Separate your price from your worth.