The Legend of Vox Machina is dropping its first few episodes on Amazon Prime Video this Friday, January 28th. I will have a series review coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out this list of the best Amazon Prime Video The Legend of Vox Machina quotes.
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The Legend Of Vox Machina Quotes
Once the battlefield of Gods and Titans. It’s lands now habor magic, wonder, and mystery.
A brave group of heroes banded together, ready to face this evil.
Humanity will never fall.
That was, something.
Do not rest until you have brought me the greatest band of mercenaries in all of Tandori.
Too weak to tickle your own pickle.
Could you put on some pants and help us?
Maybe we can try doing some good this time?
Why are we even together?
This is our purpose. Fighting for justice, for glory, protecting the kingdom and stuff. Most importantly, lots of money!
You’re hired, Vox Machina. Mostly because I like the bear.
Can you mind your business, for once, gnome?
Please don’t f*ck this up, as they say.
Now they look, human.
This is what rock bottom feels like.
Who gives a soggy anus about the counsel?
This is why I hate traveling with holy people. They are too g-d d*mn good.
I’m feeling things and they don’t feel right.
You all realize we are going to die a truly horrible death.
We’ll die gloriously. And we’ll kill a f*cking dragon.
Victory is ours if we fight with honor and raise our swords high.
I never trust anyone prettier than me.
I don’t give a wet fart what she thinks.
Can you pick me up a sandwich on the way back?
We caught you blue-handed, chicken humper.
We have no best.
I would like to rage.
I proclaim you all protectors of the realm.
How I’ve missed respectability.
He’s a fancy one. We want everything you and the misses got. Unless, you want to be gutted like a fish?
The rules of ball tag are as complex as they are beautiful.
My safe word’s mommy.
Lies spread by drunks and naves.