Paramount+ Secret Headquarters drops on the streaming service tomorrow, August 12th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 70+ of the best and most classified Paramount+ Secret Headquarters movie quotes.
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Secret Headquarters Movie Quotes
Key to his heart is fake pain.
It’s probably just fireworks.
UFO wasn’t working for you guys?
I’ve been waiting a long time to see one of these things up close.
I’m not on social media.
That’s why I go as Big Mac cause, uh, I’m the tastiest burger.
Life is over.
I hate kids. Even my own.
I just want to go camping again, like we used to.
I accept bribes.
There are only two forks? What is this guy a serial killer?
This is beyond tight. This is the tightest.
It means your dad is the guard.
My own government fired me for asking questions.
I kind of have a crazy idea. A covert mission, but we’re going to need a few gadgets.
Now that’s fast.
You’re an excellent driver.
It looks like a hippy van on steroids.
It’s like we don’t even know each other.
Seems like we just entered a Pottery Barn.
You do know the nickname Moldy Mouth Maya got around, right?
Looks like we got company.
Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight.
Killing kids isn’t in my contract.
I’m way too pretty to die.
There is something we can do, defend ourselves.
We’re smaller than them, but we’re mobile. We have homefield advantage and a giant 3D printer. I say we get the gadgets, get scrappy and fight our way through.
You aren’t actually the super hero type.
I’d rather go Hans Solo than be teamed up with you.
That was a really good apology. I wasn’t ready to forgive you. I wanted to throw more shade. But I’m sorry too.
I say we torture him to get info.
Does that feel like tickle torture?
You think the guard built this?
I want to use it so I can solve the world’s problems.
Who’s the bad guy here?
Now’s your chance to be a hero.
Oh, I have no autonomy in my decisions?
We’re not hiding this anymore.
Playtime is over, kids.
Nobody touches the fro.
You fought well, kid. Now hand it over.
Humanity was given the gift from the stars that night, and your father stole it for himself.
You think your dad’s a hero? Not if you saw what I saw, kid.
Murder wasn’t part of the plan.
I’m more of a Luigi than a Mario.
You could’ve chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack?
I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now.
You’re not chosen. You’re not special. You’re the recipient of dumb luck.
What does he know about swagger?
Don’t graze me, bro.
No time for parenting, dad.
Let’s just say I know what the stakes are now.
It’s more powerful than I realized.
That was not part of the plan.
Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable.
The world needs the Guard.
Where do super heroes pee, like in the suit?
I didn’t want to have to choose between saving the world and my family. But I didn’t have the choice.
I’m The Guard’s number one fan. I even defended you on Reddit.
I really don’t like modern art. Hard to tell the authentics from the fakes.
You remind me of a fart.
Sick costume, bro.
I’d rather fight like a super hero.
Not bad for an IT guy.
Show him some swagger.
You might have a point about the suit.
My ear. You hit me right in the lobe.
Steal the suit. Blow up my man cave. But don’t ever insult my son.
You’re right. I went too far.
I’m only one person. You’re saving the world.
That was one of the greatest throws ever. My son’s a hero.
The truth is, I did have a choice and I made the wrong one.
A DJ never abandons her booth.