The Super Mario Bros. Movie releases in theaters across the United States tomorrow, April 5, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best The Super Mario Bros. Movie quotes.
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THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE Quotes
Open the gates or die.
I finally found it, and now no one can stop me.
Thank you, Super Mario Brothers. It seems the only thing you haven’t drained is my bank account.
It’s Brooklyn’s favorite brothers, the Super Dumbio brothers.
You’re a joke, and you always will be.
We don’t make messes; we fix them.
What’s with the outfits? Plumbers wearing white gloves?
I’m just sick and tired of feeling so small.
Destiny is calling.
I knew going to Brooklyn was a bad idea.
Nothing can hurt us as long as we’re together.
Do not touch that mushroom; you’ll die.
Now that is a cruel twist of fate.
You just got Luigied.
So these bricks are just floating here?
Look at us, we’re adorable.
Good luck, Princess. For all our sakes.
Now you’re just trying to make me feel better.
Of course she hates me, but that just makes me love her so much more.
They’re all counting on us. No pressure.
A toad brave enough to join me?
I’ll never let anyone ruin this.
Sit. Jam with me.
Pain is the best teacher.
My earliest memory is of arriving.
His name is Mario, and he’s the best guy in the world.
In an insane world, it is the sane that are called crazy.
That gorilla is wearing a sports coat.
I feel underdressed.
If the mushroom people fall, the jungle people are next.
Are you two done whispering? It’s a little rude.
Enough with the showboating.
I don’t need anything special to break every bone in your tiny body.
It’s on like Donkey Kong.
You’re about to pick on someone your own size.
Not even close.
I’m a cat. Meow.
You just don’t know when to quit.
I guess love makes a guy really come out of his shell.
That is now you, Princess.
Princess Peach, brave as ever.
Fresh meat for the grinders.
Who’s this ray of sunshine?
Just go in a corner and smash something, smash monkey.
I’ll be sacrificing them in your honor.
I’d never marry a monster.
Cool raccoon suit.
You asked for it.
You ruined my wedding. I was finally going to be happy, but now you’re going to suffer like me.
This is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance. Not bad, moustache.
Let’s hear it for the Super Mario brothers!