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85+ Best The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines is coming to Netflix Friday, April 30th. I had a chance to screen the film and loved it! I will have a movie review coming soon, it will be linked down below, so be sure to stop back by to check it out. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. I love me a good line and this movie had some great ones. Check out this list of 85+ best Netflix The Michells Vs. The Machines quotes.

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The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes

We all wanna be the perfect family.

For my family, our greatest challenge, probably the machine apocalypse.

Most super hero families have a lot of strengths. My family only has weaknesses.

We have no idea what we are doing.

I always felt a little different from everyone else.

I never fit in, for lots of reasons.

I poured everything I had into getting into film school in LA.

After all of these years, I finally get to meet my people.

Everytime I miss you, I’m gonna bake you and eat you.

Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a back-up plan.

This is exactly why I am excited to leave tomorrow.

If that girl leaves and never comes home again, that’s a problem I don’t think we can fix.

Your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit.

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes

Sixty seconds until the big reveal.

I created you when I was a young man, three years ago, and I always thought of you like family to me, seriously.

After all these years, she is completely obsolete. It’s time to move on.

So we promise you, they will never, ever, ever, ever turn evil.

We have been given new orders.

I need to speak to a manager. These dinosaurs are inaccurate.

We are on our yearly togetherness trip.

I hate dinosaurs and I hate you. Bye forever.

Doesn’t seem good that they are counting us, right?

We’ve trained for this. Jim you go high, I’ll go low. Ready?

This is your time to be a hero. Take some notes, kids.

Maybe this will be less horrifying with a cat filter?

You think cellphones are the problem? Are you insane?

Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this…

Maybe because you designed my replacement on my face.

Did you know 90% of calls from moms get ignored?

Because humans have, the power of love.

Time to take our plan to the next level.

Trust me, this is causing me no joy.

This isn’t a movie, we don’t have a kill code.

We all love the dog. But you are gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog.

Monchi coming at ya.

Getting hurt is part of life. You just gotta try to understand where she’s coming from.

The robots are defective.

These guys seem dumber than the other robots.

Glad those robots are gone, now it is just us humans with our very human faces.

We have a chance to save the world and we are gonna do it. Because Rick Mitchell taught us to be bold and never play it safe.

I just want to get my future back and get away from here forever.

Your drawing actually worked. I didn’t know art could actually be useful.

False alarm. I was just in there reading.

We’ll create a new better world without humans.

What’s a Furby?

Thank you human. Are you now my mother?

I’m a first grade teacher, this is like a normal day for me.

We’re here because we don’t think like normal people.

The Mitchell’s have always been weird and that’s what makes us great!

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes

You boys are family now.

Things with the Mitchell family, went poorly.

It’s time to tear the Mitchell family apart.

Is dad dying?

Once we save the world, we will celebrate at a fancy buffet.

They’re pretending to be a normal looking family.

We’re sorry, mother.

One day I hope you get to know the cop that I have become because, I love you.

My daughter listened to me!

I’m sorry about causing the whole machine uprising.

You’re right, you’re always right.

Has the world gone mad?

I am Linda Mitchell. Mother of two. Look upon me in fear!

I’ve learned we’re all better off alone, no one to hold us back.

Families can be hard but they are so worth fighting for.

it took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears but I can now almost use a computer.

He’s always going to be there to back her up.

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines Quotes

Robots play our song.

Mom’s scary now.

I’m not just a human. I’m a Mitchell.

We’re making memories here baby.

I like it. It looks like us.

Don’t let the world make you normal when I’m gone.

To remember us, every horrible picture we’ve ever taken.

Good luck finding your people.

You guys are my people.

When I’m sad to be alone, I’ll always have my favorite thing.

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