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115+ Best HBO MADE FOR LOVE Quotes


HBO Max’s new series Made For Love, dropped its season finale episodes today and I am hooked on this show! I will have a series review coming soon, so make sure to stop back by, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share some of the best quotes from the show. I love me a good line and this quirky series had some great ones! Check out this list of 115+ best HBO Made For Love quotes!

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Love. It’s the center of our lives.

It’s time for love to evolve too.

I’m going to go swim with Zelda before they come for me.

Why would we ever want to leave the Hub?

I love you too, Noodle.

I haven’t seen real money in 10 years.

I’m just here for the booze.

You’ve been lying to me.

Hazel and I are users 1. Tomorrow Hazel and I will get our chips implanted.

I just want to tell you that I am on your side.

What a f*cking sh*t hole.

There’s a man on my phone who says he knows you.

He says you are very valuable to him.

He says you are made for love, you are already made for love.

Her name’s Diane.


How long have you two been doing, whatever this sh*t is?

If the news says I’m dead, demand to see the body.

If you didn’t want my help, why did you come here?

Maybe you don’t recognize me without my fingers?

We both know he’s watching.

Your plan is to put a bag over my head and put me in a trunk?

No ones ever thrown me a birthday party before.

This chip doesn’t have a GPS? I’d think that would be the first thing they put in it.

That was the plan? My daughter’s rich, do me a f*cking solid?

Hey Hazel, is your mom still dead?

Byron’s not going to let me go.

The sex was getting terrible before the cancer even.

I thought we were happy?

I want a divorce.

A network of two. We made it possible because you were, made for love.

I’m not use to being on camera and I get a little nervous.

See you on the other side.

It allows me to live my life and do what I do.

He eats these flavor balls that he invented.

I can see why they call you Willy Wonka.

If she was unhappy, I’d be the first to know.

If my wife could read my mind, she’d divorce me.

We just want to give the world what we have.

I plan on being here until the day I die.

I trusted you.

I wasn’t thinking about you.

I thought those were metaphors, Byron.

I had to read your diary first before I let you read mine.

You don’t even love you, you don’t even know how to love.

She’s coming home. She’s just going for one last walk.

Come on, jack off.

I don’t know what I want but I know I don’t want you Byron.

He never does his own killing.

Why is she wearing mom’s robe?

I need you to pay a little more respect to Diane.

What are you saying, make her part of the process?

I can’t believe your dad sticks his b*ner in this.

I’m killing myself making her a smell cube and she’s not coming back to the hub.

I’m going to eat her.

I’m not showing the cheeks, I’m showing the hole.

I’m asking you to marry me.

Let me give that to you.

She won’t die, she’ll live here.

Bangles kissed her but I told her not to.


I know why you’re unhappy now, you knew Byron put the chip in Hazel.

I’m getting you out.

I’m going to use it on people, you just figured out how to bypass deceit.

Never trust a beautiful woman saying all the right things.

Byron Gogol is a scam artist and a snake.

If I knew it was going to end up like this, I would’ve stayed at the bottom of the pool.

I’ve never been better, my kids home.

Things are going to be different from here on out.

Taking the chip out will give you, your freedom.

I never in a million years thought I would have to put you in the pasture cube.

Sex when between two consenting partners is the highest expression of the devine.

That is a relationship reserved for God and he hyjacked it.

he doesn’t get to be God.

If he wants to watch your every move, that doesn’t make him powerful, that makes him pathetic.

I like her. She’s the first person I haven’t had to explain myself to.

That’s water under the bridge now, I am remarried to the Lord.

I fell in love with her in the real world the first time, I can do it again.

When I said fun, I didn’t think we were going to the cemetary.

I think he died doing what he loved, getting his d*ck wet.

You like what you see?

You’re not a regular guy.

I hated my anniversaries, Byron never took me anywhere.

I only care about making you happy.

It’s your anniversary, you deserve to leave the house.

Is that why you left me for Diane?

I’m being held hostage.

I have the best looking date in this place.

She feels almost real, good enough. But it’s more than that, she’s my companion.

I need one moment to feel like I am free and alone.

Loyalty is one of life’s greatest commodities, Bennet.

I can’t believe the old gal got up in the air.

Divorce papers.

I got the papers, is this for real?

Everything this man does is for his own self interest.

That’s how relationships are suppose to function.

I don’t have to be a handsome reclusive, I could just be handsome.

The way you choose to deal with your own mortality is your business.

You think ordering a cheeseburger makes you a changed man?


That’s a good mic, it even picks up sarcasm.

If I’m being honest, I grew to fear the real world.

You have to admit that life is better in the hub.

No more orgasm review?

My entire model for made for love was incorrect, I see that now.

You think that all of this was just a f*cking rough patch?

You’re my muse.

I get it now, it’s about choice and I don’t want to control you.

I’m ready to be vulnerable for you. Cause I want to.

I’m sorry. I just wish we could start over.

Byron you really are a changed man. Wow, an orgasm.

Would you give it 5 stars?

I thought you would come back to the hub with your dad to save him.

If you come back to the hub with your dad, I’m confident we can save him.

To the first day of the rest of my life.

Byron tried to convince me you have cancer.

You got away, you did it. I’m proud of ya.

I’m jealous of Diane.

I guess closure makes everything taste better.

We’re ready.

There’s a panel out in the sky, you need to fix it.