Netflix’s Beef released on the streaming service last Friday, April 7, 2023. I will have a review coming, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 75+ of the best and most outrageous Beef on Netflix’s Beef quotes.
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Netflix’s Beef Quotes
Show your f*cking face!
That’s what’s wrong with the world today, man. They want you to feel like you have no control.
I really look up to you and how you live your life.
All that matters is that June thrives as her truer self.
I’ve been microdosing up my creativity.
Mushrooms are the cornerstone of every ecosystem.
You aren’t some kind of weirdo, are you? You should know, if you are, I own a gun.
Sometimes, rock bottom is your trampoline.
You shouldn’t be cleaning up another man’s piss.
Anger is just a transitory state of consciousness.
Now that is the back of an Asian head if I ever seen one.
He sells me those sh*ts wholesale.
You ever notice how people who have money think that money isn’t important?
I guess when you think about it, the ground is the original chair.
Old people are stupid like that, taking it out on us because they regret their life decisions.
I hate pretending that I don’t hate things.
I feel like I’ve been DMing you my whole life. I really like you.
Jesus did all those nice things, and look at what they did to him.
It’s size P for perfect.
You’re Korean Robin Hood. And I’, Korean Aladdin.
Your vomit was pretty because you loved Skittles.
You must be pretty rich to be able to live like this.
It is selfish for broken people to spread their brokeness.
Life lesson: always sit with the Chinese. Blackjack, craps. You ever see Chinese people play that game?
Universe, bro. It wants you to balance the karma.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
You out there doing f*cking cosplay?
Best recognizes best.
If we’re gonna hang out, we can’t do anything physical.
Nobody calls me a b*tch in my home, get out.
There are some disruptive events happening between my son and his wife. It may affect my finances.
It looks like herpes poo-pooed.
Yes, Jesus!
Why make changes if you may not stay together?
Ball is life, man. Let us play.
Humanize the space, mommy.
I’m realizing, like, money is really important.
We are two Asian sisters supporting one another.
Get off my jock.
It’s not a microbusiness. It’s a magnum opus business.
We will keep sitting here, you shriveled nut.
Let him think he saved the day, okay? He needs it.
The moment you begin to worry, the moment you acknowledge the worry, you solidify it into existence, which is why we chose to ignore, and ignore we did.
I had an emotional entanglement.
Whatever it is you guys are doing here, you’re doing it right, and I’d love to be a part of it.
Western therapy doesn’t work on Eastern minds.
You’re the reason he’s a f*cking child.
I once heard you say my son is the anchor you have been missing your whole life; that may be true. But without you, he’ll be sitting at the bottom of the ocean, dull and gray.
I don’t want to hide things anymore.
I’m a bad person. I tried to hide that from you because you’re not. You’re as good as it gets. That’s why I fell in love with you.
Where are we going?
Do I look like I need money?
You triangulating my location or something?
It’s f*cking weird how your mom loves Dick Cheney.
Today’s the most fun I ever had.
I hope rich people are stupid.
Why do you guys hang out with her? You know you’re Asian, right?
I just wanted us to be the same.
Don’t be old; just text me.
Your brother taught me that move.
Are you sure these are Elderberry?
I just Google sh*t and pretend I am.
How come all Asians are lactose intolerant?
Sometimes I can still feel where my tail used to be.
We hit puberty right when they invented internet.
We’re the reason that choking is mainstream now.
I don’t want anyone to see who I really am.
Why is it so hard for us to be happy?
Can’t have form without space. Can’t experience light without dark.
It’s like empty but solid.
Maybe normal people are just delusional, f*cked up people.
God’s just trying not to feel alone in nothingness.
I just wanna know if I gotta get to where you are.
Everything fades; nothing lasts.