Netflix’s Family Switch releases on the streaming service across the United States this Thursday, November 30, 2023. The film stars Jennifer Garner, Ed Helms, Emma Myers, and Brady Noon. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 65+ of the best and funniest Netflix’s Family Switch movie quotes.
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I tried the physical realm; I will take the digital realm.
When did this family give up on Christmas?
You out this much into a car you don’t drive; you barely touch it. You just bask in its glory.
Are these your smart friends? The Algebros?
Seriously, who is his real father?
I don’t know what that means. I was born in 2008.
Literally, the best soccer player I have ever seen. No offense.
Just remember to open your hearts and view the lens of one another. That will give you the thing you need.
She’s got a lot of gas. Everyone farts.
We are different people.
You literally want me to be you. It’s suffocating.
What did we do so wrong as parents that our two teenagers want to leave home?
I wish you could be me.
Everybody say, “Merry Christmas.”
Something’s not right.
No kid has ever woken up big. For real, it’s so freaky.
I feel like Superman!
Cramp. Cramp. I tore a quady. I tore two quadys.
Your nipples are so hairy.
Ideals don’t pay the bills.
You know they was white because black people don’t create problems like this.
No, that is how they scar.
Who’s this creature? I’m her daughter, CC. I can see the resemblance.
We’re Walters, and Walters never quit.
Be a boss!
High school was like my jam.
Here’s the church. Here’s the steeple. Open the doors and see all the people.
There are 40 years of farts in that stomach.
I have to live in my body. I’m sorry.
Whatever you do, try not to be weird with my friends.
I love this backwards-hat vibe. It’s so festive.
The body language is all wrong.
You are ruining my life.
Looks like we have a helicopter, mom.
You always said soccer won’t make a career. Thanks to you, I won’t have one.
It’s not the national team; I just want to get away from you.
I think that doggy and the baby are spending far too much time together.
It sounds like you need to fix what is broken.
What is it, like midnight? I’m exhausted. It’s like 7:45.
I know a cry for help when I see one.
Are you okay? I heard you had a stroke during your soccer game.
Just be a man. Just do it fast.
I’ve observed mom making dinner like thousands of times. How hard can it be?
I think if we had a divorce in the group, it would be nice.
I’m such a nerd; the only thing I eat is Pi. 3.14, that’s amazing.
I don’t dance. I play Dungeons and Dragons.
No wonder you’re so confused.
If I’m gonna be you, I gotta be me.
If your mom can see how hard you’ve been applying yourself, she’d be really proud.
More than anything in this entire world, I just want you to be okay.
Imagine giving you the opportunity to be a rock star, just to be Wyatt’s dad.
It’s hard to accept the glory days are behind you.
Being your dad has been the rock and roll adventure of a lifetime.
I think you need a little Christmas miracle. Get in.
I don’t understand; I feel the same.
I didn’t say anything about a telescope. I said fix what is broken.
Whatever happens next, we’ll get through it together.
If soccer is the thing you love, I’ll be at every game. Really? Try to stop me.
Merry Christmas, Walters!