Disney+’s Hocus Pocus 2 drops on the streaming service tomorrow, Friday, September 30th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 55+ of the best and spookiest Disney+’s Hocus Pocus 2 quotes.
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Hocus Pocus 2 Quotes
I’ve been told I’m getting old and I must marry.
And then I took the Lord’s name in vain twice.
It is only because she is so ugly and unpleasant.
I banish thee from Salem.
Magic has a way of united things that aught to be together.
A witch is nothing without her coven.
The world isn’t too fond of witches, can’t imagine why.
Sorry I’m late, I decided to have two breakfasts.
I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.
That is a person who has never lit a candle.
Wasn’t there a moon?
Lock up your children. We’re back!
This time, when we see a teenager, we will kill it.
No more luring children to their demise?
The gates, they parted for her.
Where on earth are you two delicious mortals going?
The potions work. It’s just bad lighting.
I am beautiful! Boys will love me.
It no longer smells like death. It now smells like… lemon fresh.
Oh my beloved book. I knew thee had a plan to bring mommy back.
I have mix feelings about helping.
Come, we fly!
Don’t you love it when the recipe requires blood?
If candles can bring back the dead, why can’t poppurrie bring back the stairs?
Stay back and don’t try to eat my brains.
She has sullied my name for eternity.
They are drowning a man? How charming.
My daughter’s about to ruin her future.
That’s right, girl. Take all his blood!
It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.
It’s mere luck we stumbled upon the village idiot.
There is a small woman trapped inside that box.
Let us bewitch them with song and we will lure them into setting us free.
Pointing out peoples differences and saying that they are weird IS making fun of them.
I love the commitment. I love the resting witch face.
This might be a caramel-covered matza ball for all I know.
Hello you withering hag.
I knew she smelled off.
I am not a fool. I am a good and loyal sister and I expect to be treated as such.
Power’s meant to be shared.
Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick.
Did we just do magic?
Billy, I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence!
It takes what you value most.
You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
Sorrow is such sweet parting.
It’s a full moon tonight. The weirdos are out.
Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head!
They were the price you paid.
You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one, on toast!
I was the pretty one. But they were my passionate partners in fun and mischief.
My doing has been my undoing. My folly. My fate.
My powers are nothing without my sisters.
Thank you and how lucky art thou to haveeach other.
I am not speaking to you, now give me my bones.
You’re not nearly as vile as I thought.