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85+ Badass COBRA KAI SEASON 5 Quotes

Cobra Kai Season 5 Quotes

Netflix’s Cobra Kai season 5 is dropping on the streaming service this Friday, September 9th. I have a review of the series linked down below, so make sure to check it out. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 85+ of the best and badass Cobra Kai season 5 quotes.

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Cobra Kai Season 5 Parents Guide Review

Cobra Kai Season 5 Quotes

At Cobra Kai, we believe anyone can be a winner. All you need is the right teacher.

This dojo may be closing, but Miyagi-Do lives inside each and every one of you still.

You drove over a thousand miles to look in a phone book? Might as well put Miguel’s face on a milk carton.

We have to cut the head off the snake.

Look at that line. You’d think he was giving away Tesla’s or something.

To catch serpent, you must think like serpent.

First you must prove yourself in the way of the fist. It’s time to see if you’re worthy.

You gotta shake the tree to get the apples.

No one can take honor from you. Only you can take honor from yourself.

First train mind. Then train body.

If you want to break free of troubles, you must face them directly.

Guy at the impound lot said we need 4,000 pesos. That’s, like, a million dollars.

The tournament was a matter of Cobra Kai survival. If a person steals food to survive, are they cheating? Or are they doing what must be done?

We will find his weakness by pushing to his limit. We will reveal his true colors. For all to see.

You’re playing with fire, Danny Boy.

And I am gasoline. Boom.

By the time I’m finished with them, they are gonna be unrecognizable.

I’m not gonna have you or your ponytailed pimp lay one finger on any of our kids.

They show no mercy, we show them no mercy!

I told you not to play with fire.

Snake always waits for right time to strike.

Dork-to-door service, huh? Never thought I’d see the day.

I have no intention of ruining her day. Let’s just hope no one else ruins it for her.

Thanks for being a dork, or geek, or whatever you identify as.

Hurry up. This other app is telling me I have to pick up a guy named Jimmy John.

Having a strong foundation, they will choose their own way to grow, just like us.

It pays the bills, but most of all, it allows me time for what matters most. My family.

I’m still giving you one star for touching my food.

Can you hear me? I’m calling from my car phone.

I was trying to stop a fight, not start one.

Breadsticks isn’t going to fix this.

Cobra Kai Season 5 Quotes

I don’t know who Pandora is or what’s in her box, but I got Robby out of there and Kreese is in jail. That’s two wins as far as I’m concerned.

I don’t need a bat for you, Tramp Stamp.

I didn’t get into karate to hurt people. I did it to be badass and find balance.

I was ready to let this go. And you just kept getting in my way.

We are way past the time for white flags, Danny Boy.

Don’t look at this as an act of mercy. On the contrary. I want you alive and well for what’s about to happen.

Tell me there’s an end game to this. I need to know it’s not all for nothing.

We will go down there and beat his ponytail ass.

The Way of the Fist means you do not hold back. You do not go easy. Or is this what it means in America to be a champion?

I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone. I was trying to make my students tough.

I only lose if I give up.

In life, always easier to hide head in sand.

I can’t fail these kids again.

Must protect egg.

The only thing better than a full dojo, is a whole valley of full dojos.

The leaders will rise or they will crumble.

Want a piece of the champ? Come get it, old man.

Don’t try to sell me some fairy tale. You wanna know why I’m in this fight? So I can erase everything you did. And every mark you left. Every memory of you.

The only way we win is if we work together as one.

Are we sure we want to put all our eggs in one basket? You are specifically not supposed to do that.

If you had sacrificed your pawn, you might have scored that point.

Cobra Kai had given him the strength he didn’t even know he had.

Nice ascot.

Silver has taken the Valley. Now he’s putting together the pieces to take everything else.

We will. And when we do, I’m gonna shove that ponytail straight up your a**.

To solve the problems of the present, we must always look to the future.

The fate of this dojo rests in your fists.

I’m back at this winner takes all match and it feels like I’m right back where I started.

The shortest victory in a fight is to take out your opponent with one shot.

If I can change and you can change, then everybody can change.

My boy’s a kicker, just like his old man.


Then the ponytailed prick left. I still smell is sh*tty cologne.

There’s a difference between being heard and being listened to. They heard you but they listen to me.

White Claw sounds bada**.

It tastes like watermelon took a piss.

Oh, this is a trap. Oh, you Admiral Ackbar-ed me. Et tu, Bert-tay?

My whole life was haunted by one stupid kick.

I had to stop looking behind me and start looking for what was right in front of me.

That must have been a hard decision, but you made the right choice. Let’s hope you keep making them.

Youth is not a liability. It is the greatest power.

Youth. The one thing money can’t buy.

Write yourself an ending you can be proud of.

We have visitors.

Stingrays see better in the dark.

I’m running on whiskey and White Claw, baby.

I knew you were a warrior at heart. Just like me.

I’m not your enemy.

I’ll take this trash out.

Right and wrong, there is no such thing. There are only winners and losers. Cobra Kai builds winners because we are willing to do whatever it takes to come out on top.

I did most of this.

That testimony I gave, I was under great duress as defined by the Magna Carta.

Yeah, but it’s like all your flesh.

You’ve made mistake but you still have time to try to make up for them.

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