The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special is dropping on the Disney+ streaming service this Friday, November 25th. I will have a review coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the special. Check out these 30+ of the best and most festive The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special quotes.
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The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Quotes
What in the fires of Ogre do you think you’re doing?
I hate Christmas.
We don’t have time for trivialities like Christmas.
I hate stories where everybody loses.
I don’t know what Christmas is, but Christmas time is here.
He’s so sad about Gamora being gone. Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift, it would make him happy.
I wonder which one belongs to Kevin Bacon.
I wish I brought Groot.
I’ll rip your head off.
Dancing is for people who are pathetic.
I can’t believe not a single one of our new homies knows where Kevin Bacon is.
Give it to me for free. Give me all your money.
We’re looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon.
Put down my elf and my candy cane. I’m calling the police right now.
I’m gonna pee my pants.
Drax, you can’t just kill people.
How am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me?
But actors are repugnant.
We got Quill the worst present ever—a disgusting actor.
We’ve ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.
Merry Christmas, Peter. From me and Drax and all of us.
It’s Kevin Bacon. He’s not a loser; he’s great.
This isn’t a Christmas gift; this is human trafficking.
Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now.
Suddenly, you thought it was a bad idea all along.
You saved a town with dancing. And once Pete saved a whole galaxy with dancing.
They were just hoping you’d bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart, is all.
I guess all actors aren’t complete pieces of sh*t.
That’s the greatest Christmas gift I’ll ever get.