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80+ Best Netflix’s MY DAD THE BOUNTY HUNTER Quotes

Netflix's My Dad The Bounty Hunter Quotes

Netflix’s My Dad The Bounty Hunter releases on the streaming service this Thursday, February 9, 2023. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 80+ of the best Netflix’s My Dad The Bounty Hunter quotes.

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Netflix’s My Dad The Bounty Hunter Quotes

Guess it’s take out.

Why do they always gotta run?

I really thought I gave them the slip.

Guess you’d rather fly travel-sized.

It’s called “role playing,” Lisa.

Nobody gets to pick on my brother except for me.

This isn’t about keeping score between me and dad.

I’m getting swoll, right?

The kids really need you now, and when you are here, you need to be here.

Why didn’t the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Cute kid you got there.

I didn’t tell you I had a daughter.

People down here like to knock on the front door.

Dad’s car can really rip.

Are we in space?

Don’t worry, fish monster. The right one is still out there.

Your mom’s gonna kill me.

This is so much cooler than Splashtown.

We sorta prefer the term “fugitive recovery specialist.”

Space is not a place for kids.

Netflix's My Dad The Bounty Hunter Quotes

Seems like Grandma cleans up everybody’s messes around here.

It’s time to pay our old friend Kryll a visit.

My apologies, large pig guy.

Do you think they have space chickens?

Whatever you want, I don’t got it.

Now do yourself a favor and walk away.

Do robots use bathrooms?

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Sometimes you gotta take the L.

Banned. For. Life.

Chillion on 5? Child, don’t you threaten me with a good time.

I teach her to play cards and all of a sudden she’s freaking Casino Royal.

I think your friend is leaking.

Now he’s just a pile of dead robo-goo.

Guys, my wing is killing me.

If it’s a scrap planet, they will at least have some ship parts.

There’s gonna be a lot of stuff you’ll want to touch; but don’t.

Fortune favors those who are chosen.

You wouldn’t happen to have a layaway system or something?

I want to show dad that we can do stuff, that we can help.

We just gotta find its weak point.

Are we just going to run away and let dad get his butt whooped?

It’s mostly water weight.

None shall harm the sacred Moog.

Guess they didn’t know who they were messing with, huh?

Look at this beautiful family. Everyone working together, crushing their enemies. It’s like a postcard.

Even criminals can appear to be nice.

And bring me back some Chilla dogs!

I’ve hunted weirder criminals who’ve done weirder things.

Come on, Pops, you gonna let your kid show you up like that?

Nothing’s cuter than BobDog.

Your mom’s phone stay charged, don’t it?

That little gerbil punches like a grown man.

You just wanna let this tiny mammal thing into the plan this late in the game?

You are useful for a weird mammal thing.

Want to do the honor?

How did I find you? This is my job. What did you think would happen?

You are done. You don’t get to talk; you don’t get to say anything. You. Are. Done.

You useless, trash, knuckle-dragging, gakbag-eating bounty hunters!

The probability of success is high. We will get them.

Everything has a cost.

Guess I got the drop on you, huh?

I’m just freelance. I ain’t no cop.

Never underestimate a mark, even when he’s down.

You’re pretty good for a terrestrial.

Netflix's My Dad The Bounty Hunter Quotes

That was our dad, you jerk.

Father of Lisa!

You Marf licker!

It’s my boss.

What are you gonna do? Blast me?

Your family has made you soft.

For the first time in awhile, I feel a lot more like myself.

I will consume your bowels.

I was so focused on giving you everything that I thought you needed, but I wasn’t hearing what you really wanted from me. My time. I’m ready to make up for that.

My family needs me. I don’t have time for this.

You better make time for BobDog.

You’ve raised two amazing children.

You picked the wrong house.

I was in New York in the ’70s. Trying to talk to me about some alien.

Next time, stay dead.

Best. Birthday. Ever!

Y’all all smell like outside?