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40+ Touching LONG WEEKEND Movie Quotes

Long Weekend Movie Quotes

Long Weekend is coming to digital tomorrow, May 11th and on DVD May 25th. It is such a sweet love story and the perfect date night movie! I will have a review of the film coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. I love me a good line and this movie has some truly touching ones. Check out this list of 40+ of the best and most touching Long Weekend movie quotes.

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Long Weekend Parents Guide Movie Review

Long Weekend Movie Quotes

I just want to make sure you’re taken care of.

What am I gonna do without you?

I can not control when 306 has sex.

Oh my god, I’m just a dad.

The movies over.

You seem like a relatively harmless human.

Life is going to be sad and tragic and distainable and that’s just unavoidable.

Did you just call me, Ma’am?

The only thing that mattered was her happiness in that moment.

Are you real or are you one of those manic pixie dream girls?

My fiancee left me after I had some emotions problems, which is why I’m broke, had to take a crap job and move into my best friends garage which is why my life is in total shambles.

Are you a hitman or something?

Long Weekend Movie Quotes

What the f*ck is wrong with you? You have to kiss her, in this situation you have to kiss her.

I met a girl.

That is truly weird. That is f*cking bizzare. Who doesn’t have a cell phone?

My grandma has a cell phone. And she’s deaf.

Hey Teddy, Uncle Bart got laid.

Cancer girl strikes again.

Look at us having so much in common with our cancer moms.

I’m legit getting a little freaked out.

Am I about to wake up in a tub full of ice without a kidney?

I’m from the future.

Oh my god, you’re crazy.

Why couldn’t you just have taken a kidney.

My mom really is sick and she’s broke and I don’t have the money to help her.

Why me?

I was drawn to you and I still am.

I can’t explain why but I really do believe her.

I know it’s hard to recognize when someone you care about is sick.

I just don’t want to see you take steps backwards, that’s all.

Long Weekend Movie Quotes

At the end of the day, people still want the same things. Still want good jobs, long vacations, see the world, get drunk, get married, get a dog, buy a house, have some kids. we all still want to feel valued and happy.

If you are out of your time for too long, your brain chemistry kind of shifts and then you can start feeling untethered.

Just being a person is hard, huh?

I don’t want to lose you.

I love you and that’s real okay?

She’s not real, Bart.

I’m older and I have stories, I don’t know I just thought my stories would be different. I thought they’d be happier.

I just know that that girl came into your life for a reason.

It’s gonna take more than some dumb tumor to get rid of me.

Love really does find a way.