HBO Max Landscapers has dropped its first two episodes on the streaming service. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to list some of the best quotes from the show. Check out this collection of the best HBO Max Landscapers quotes.
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HBO Max Landscapers Quotes
My husband and I got ourselves into a bit of a pickle.
I know this will make you happy, and that makes me happy too.
Things around here are about to change.
The meaning of this phrase is to look up at the stars, instead of in the gutter, to see the beauty that exists in life, even when it is difficult to find.
To be loved is the most beautiful thing in the world.
I’ve done something rather silly. It may sound bad, it may sound very bad actually, but it is not at all what it seems.
I need you to promise me you won’t tell the police.
My stepson just told me over the telephone, that he buried his wife’s parents in a garden near Nottingham fifteen years ago.
We’d still be together though, wouldn’t we?
It’s okay. We just have to move again.
You were supposed to protect me.
It wasn’t me.
I think it would be fair to say they were slightly peculiar neighbors.
I hate that. Fragile people.
My mom always says about relationships, is one of you is the gardener and one of you is the garden.
I just think the more we run, the more guilty we’ll seem.
Whoever killed these people probably killed them on purpose.
I’ve ruined your life.
The country’s finest spring into action.
Stick to the plan.
I’m stronger than I look.
There are no goodbyes between us. I’ll never leave you. You know that.
They will try to confuse you, but don’t let them.
Just tell them the truth.
Remember, you’re in charge.
My compliments to the chef, though, or whoever it is that prepares the microwave packages.
I can’t say I didn’t know.
The thing that has really tortured me all these years is, had I been with her on that previous fateful weekend, none of this would have happened. You can be sure of that.
You’ve got big bollacks today.
Stay strong. Try not to take the bait.
I need you, Chris. It’s all wrong without you.
I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I don’t know it’s a defense.
I know her better than you. He had too much power over her.
There would have been quite the stench.
Sometimes she’s simply economical with the truth. We all are sometimes.
I’ll tell you what’s personal. Being shot in your own house, kept under your bed for a week, and buried in your own back yard for 15 years.
Susan has always had much bigger things to worry about than money.
I hate you too. Because when I look at you, I know I failed.
I know what he did to you. I knew and I just let it happen.
You’re impossible to love.
Are you telling us that your father abused you as a child?
Whatever it is, it will be between us. Just you and me.