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45+ Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Quotes

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Quotes

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story dropped on the Roku app yesterday, November 4th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some quotes from the film. Check out these 45+ of the best Weird: The Al Yankovic Story quotes.

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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Quotes

Life is like a parody of your favorite song—just when you think you know the words, surprise, you don’t know anything.

We got a regular Bing Crosby on our hands, don’t we?

Have you ever seen such a gorgeous instrument?

When you play the accordion, you are a one-man band. You are the life of every party.

You brought this evil into the house.

No one can see you playing it, especially your father. This is our little secret, you understand me?

I never let anyone know the real me.

I’ll show you. I’ll show everybody.

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Quotes

Now I’d have a chance to find others who truly understand me. I could find my people.

It’s almost as if nobody wants an accordion player in their band.

If you’re not gonna write us a song, why don’t you make us some sandwiches?

I don’t care if it comes from God or the devil, but the world needs to hear it.

Now all I have to do is sit back and wait to become famous.

Nobody wants to hear a parody song when they can hear the real thing for the same price. What’s the point?

Al Yankovic, you are the most untalented, pathetic loser that I ever met in my entire life.

Don’t count on it because you truly suck.

This seems like more of a whiskey and heroin crowd.

I’m saying I want to be your de-mentor.

This kid, as you call him, is the future of music.

That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. You truly have a rare gift, Wierd Al.

He just wants to let you know that he’s definitely not proud of you.

He still thinks the parody songs are stupid.

I saw in you a visionary. An artist with something to give to the world.

You need to open your heart and your mind.

Maybe you should try a little Cap’n Crunch?

I’ve heard enough. It’s brilliant.

I technically am a virgin, except for the fact that I’ve had a lot of sex.

There’s only one room I’m interested in seeing.

Are we like boyfriend and girlfriend now?

That’s what I love about you. You know what you want and you know how to get it. Just like me.

I’m not bumping Mandel for Zepplin.

This has been the happiest 6 hours of my life.

Why is that has been trying to ride my coattails?

You’ve changed, man. The fames really gottan to ya.

I’m a train wreck. I’m barely holding it together.

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Quotes

Pablo Escobar sends his regards.

You forgot one thing: I’m certified platinum.

Why rule the music industry when you can rule the world?

My relationship with you is a business decision.

You want to take a swing, old man?

I was wrong to stand in your way.

I was just as weird as you as a kid.

I didn’t want to see your dreams get crushed. So, I crushed your ideas before they turned into dreams.

You’re an artist. Being an abusive jerk is all part of the creative process.

I want to adopt you. Will you be my son?

Live the life you want to live. Be as weird as you wanna be. You will never find true happiness until you can accept who you truly are.