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50+ Funny Netflix’s YOU PEOPLE Movie Quotes

Netflix's You People Quotes

Netflix’s You People launched on the streaming service yesterday, January 27th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share this list of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best and funniest Netflix’s You People movie quotes.

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Netflix’s You People Parents Guide Movie Review

Netflix’s You People Movie Quotes

ALS is the most paid disease of all time.

You look like a dad who lost his kid at Coachelle.

Hearing the word “p*&&y” come out of your mouth has me questioning if I like it.

You are a Jew from west LA; what do you know about the culture?

Biggest swinging d*ck in the west.

I know this seems like a racism, but I assure you it’s not.

I don’t date off of daddy’s approval, okay? I’m grown.

Bee pollen? What they don’t have no butterfly dust?

If you like something, you like it. I don’t think anyone should be put in a box, ever.

I’m sorry about my mom; she is literally a moron.

I’m gonna have black grandbabies.

Netflix's You People Quotes

White dudes really do be living out here living by their own code.

Do you hang out in the hood all the time, or do you just come here for our food and women?

This is your white granddaddy come back to haunt me.

It’s from the Holocaust; that’s why it’s small.

Set it with some nuts, I got the juice.

That is so disrespectful. I’ve seen Juice more than you.

Can you honestly say that your family is excited to have my black a** in the piture?

Black folks don’t really have a good relationship with boats.

Jews were technically the first slaves. The OG slaves.

Baby, go get my purse. I got my slaves receipts in my purse.

My grandfather was picking cotton, your grandfather was picking feet.

I’m worried too; I haven’t gotten my period in, like, 35 years.

How are you going to support my daughter by having a dream? Do you have some dream bit coin?

You and your pigment-challenged friend have a seat.

Go out there and get your Langston Hughes on.

I say that sh*t all the time. That’s my email signature.

If you ain’t escalating, what you doing?

Ain’t nobody did the Tron wedding.

Netflix's You People Quotes

I didn’t go to Harvard; I went to Howard. It’s like a black Harvard.

My name’s Mo, and I have t*tties.

Who is this white woman?

I am straight up simping for all of you.

I’m so sorry for your loss and for my mom.

It says “coke guy” right there on his knuckles.

You shat your slacks?

I ain’t no criminal okay? It was a peeping tom charge.

You gonna let this credit card sit here, I’m gonna swipie.

He’s a liberal cuck, but he’s a good man.

Cheers to inclusion and our newly found generational health.

That vaccine makes you gay.

I will never, ever, ever know what it’s like to be a black person in this country. But I do know what an a**h*le is.

Shelly, I’m not a toy.

This time with you has been the happiest time of my life.

Of course I was right. I’m always right.

When it comes to black and white people, I don’t think love is enough. There is too many outside factors.

I’ll always be an outsider.

I told you the white Barry White; he be spittin’ some sh*t.

That was the only time I felt related to ya.