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Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar Quotes

The new film Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar is coming out on PVOD tomorrow, Friday February 12th. I will have a movie review of it coming soon, so make sure to stop back by and check it out, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. I love me a good line and this movie had some great one! Check out this list of 60+ hilarious Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar quotes.

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Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar Quotes

I’m going to make myself a suicide.

After years of work I have developed genetically modified mosquitos and a way to control them.

Now no one can stop me, no one.

I love a man with a top hat.

What if we fart on it? Lets fart right now.

I feel like I got a soul douche.

Rule #1, no sneakers. Rule#2, no swearing except for the F word. And rule #3, no lying.

Should we try those socks with individual toes?

What if they put us in jail because they think we put drugs in our butts?

I feel like we lost our shimmer.

I’m gonna bring those culottes I bought at Kaboom.

You should take a lover on this trip.

Everytime I think of frog legs, I think of Kermit riding his bike and how much he uses his legs.

Our evening culottes.

You’re usually here and now you’re not.

611? We’re in room 124!

I’m Barb and this is Star and you are?

Words just fall out of her like air comes out of a… see I can’t do it.

I like looking at wicker but I don’t like sitting in it.

I’m getting sick of these mixed message.

You know it’s hard for me to show it but, I love you deeply.

I know I rode you guys like a couple of horses, up and down the hallway.

Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar Quotes

I think I just want to sit in tonight. Sit on the patio and practice my calligraphy. Maybe write a poem. And just have a couple of wheat thins and just cool it.

I’m a broken woman.

Where do I begin? I was born in a hospital…

Wait for my call from this private number I am calling you from privately.

I’ve been thinking about you ever since this morning.

After that wild night with you something shifted in me, ya know?

Gosh I want to be a baby, I was so flexible then.

You’ve set me free.

I just wanted to come over and talk to you inside where your sheets are.

Carmine had a foot fetish and Dina has huge toes. My toes stopped growing after I was three months old. They’re like little pieces of rice.

Star that was amazing. It was really, really different.

I went for a walk with a turtle.

They would call me names like pale girl, white devil and a**h*les.

He shoved me into the human cannon.

Feel free to make my teeth as big as you want, just really big.

Yep, it’s a fever. 137.

It looks like Edgar is distracting himself.

Take my calloused hand.

You can only be a friend if you are a friend to yourself first. That is where you find the truth.

The truth is you also are a Phoenix.

Remember, your shimmer is on the horizon.

I think your dong went all the way up and touched my heart.

Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar Quotes

I’m in a pickle little crab.

I am going into the ocean tonight and I shall never return.

You are in for a real t*t flapper.

I’ve never been this happy.

They’re not who they say they are, they’ve been playing you all along.

They are going to release deadly mosquitos that is going to fly into the crowd and sting everybody with their killer tails.

I thought I saw a burglar but it was a turtle.

I know all about your HPV.

Killing people, that’s a lot. That is a little crazy.

Goodbye Barb and Star. Whoever you are.

Goodbye Vista Del Mar, you stupid place full of dummies.

I think you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met, especially on the inside.

Barb and Star, they saved us all and now they’re gone.

I love you with all my fart.

I am Barb friggin Quicksilver and I have been delivered.

Friend is the best word of all.

It’s our shimmer.

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