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70+ Hilarious COMING 2 AMERICA Quotes

Coming 2 America Quotes

Amazon Prime Video is releasing Coming 2 America, the sequel to Coming To America and it drops tomorrow March 5th! Let me tell you, I absolutely LOVED it! I will have a movie review coming soon, so be sure to stop back by to check it out, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. I love me a good line and both movies have some classic ones. Check out this list of 70+ best and most hilarious Coming 2 America quotes.

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Coming 2 America Quotes

Today we celebrate 30 years…

Cowering at the mercy of the women in their life.

Are my Princely robes not on fleek?

I rather enjoy being on fleek.

The most well endowed man in all of Africa.

I did not come here for money, I came here for blood.

To call you a sh*t stain brings him much joy.

His death would make me survive.

You gots a son.

We are undercover Africans.

I hope you like pumpkin pie cause you are going to get a whole slice.

You are not as strong or ruthless as I am.

Follow the thunderbird, it will take you to your boy.

My funeral should be spectacular.

I’m going to die now.

We are going back to America.

Don’t use white voice.

I was blue-faced Aladdin, okay?

I want to riot anyway, I want to get me one of those flat screen TV’s.

Nazi’s are back but now they dress like that Best Buy Geek Squad.

They can turn your penis into a vagina now, its science.

It’s my potential bastard son.

Coming 2 America Quotes

I know this man all up in the crevice.

Oh, he’s a King now. So you still got that smooth septer?

For our family or for Zamunda?

Hey, Queen! I’m sorry I slept with your man.

This is your bastard brother from America.

We like the Kardashians.

I am so hungry I could eat the a** out of a zipper.

A woman isn’t allowed to rule Zamunda, it’s the law.

I come to give you congratulations for locating one of your lost sperm.

You walk like an American pimp.

You dress like a slave from the future.

Only when you can retrieve the whiskers from a resting lion, will you be able to become Prince.

I can’t be what he wants me to be.

King Akeem may have forgotten his story but the people of Zamunda have not.

Walk your own path, be not the Prince of Zamunda, be the Prince of Queens.

It’s Italian for Mac Daddy Mentor.

I will cut you.

Benson, you all got some crabcake man? I need some protein.

I eat a lot of fried food, so don’t come at me with anything less than 2-ply.

You cholesterol dumpster fire.

And one might say, I was looking for myself as well.

I’ve been getting that look my whole life.

I have been preparing my whole life to stand where you are in this moment.

The test is also a challenge of the mind.

You are the bait to switch.

Let them take a little bit off the top.

You are willing to sacrifice what is most sacred. your pride.

If something is good, why ruin it?

Coming 2 America Quotes

Every prince promises to do things differently and then does things the way they have always been done before.

New dress, who dis?

I want to have a connection with the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with.

You and only you are the reason I’m a prince.

I’m gonna miss her crazy a**.

Like Father, like Son.

Uppity bish say what?

You mind your tongue.

You were suppose to bring this Kingdom into the 21st Century.

Do you see me hopping on one leg and barking like a dog?

Heavy lies the head that wears the crown.

And I am the M-Fing King.

I want a woman so black when you make love you need a flashlight.

I’m the king of this shop.

It couldnt be more perfect.

Perhaps now you would like to solve your problems diplomatically?

Did you run here all the way from Africa?

Where the hell is Jamunda?

Girl, you was making a statement with that.