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70+ Adorable CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG Movie Quotes

Clifford The Big Red Dog Movie Quotes

Clifford The Big Red Dog is coming to theaters, along with streaming on Paramount+, November 10th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so be sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out this 70+ list of the best and most adorable Clifford The Big Red Dog movie quotes.

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Clifford The Big Red Dog Movie Quotes

This is a story that takes place on an island full of wonder.

Magic is all around us, if you just know where to look.

We’re gonna take good care of you.

Is the other girls still bothering you?

People who are unique, they are the ones that change the world.

Were you ever a child?

I’m gonna cut her in half.

You guys must be good lawyers, because I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I lost you one time.

Money is absolutely no object, as long as there’s enough of it in that drawer.

Being a kid sucks.

Clifford The Big Red Dog Movie Quotes

My instinct is sure, so we probably shouldn’t.

My spirit animal.

It’s just regular words with S on the end.

The thing about animals is, the best way to find them is when you are not looking.

Giraffes have no sense of humor.

I love that he is red.

How big is he gonna get?

Thank you very much for giving me the opportunity to crush my niece’s dreams.

Do you know what sound porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch.

She’s just cranky cause a house fell on her wicked sister.

Good talk.

I just found him in my backpack.

Air quotes. It’s a thing that grown ups do when they say something they don’t mean.

I wish you were big and strong, then the world couldn’t hurt us.

I’m not dreaming this, it’s real.

He’s the size of a hyppopotamus.

Somehow, I thought you’d be better in a crisis.

That is so irresponsible, even by my standards.

Must be these old pipes, huh?

I smell dog.

Why mask our natural essence?

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been to Burning Man.

What if he’s still growing?

It’s New York, no one will even notice.

This is a valid, financially responsible life choice.

Nothing to see here, folks, just a big red puppy.

I’ve seen Ted Talks about this.

Clifford The Big Red Dog Movie Quotes

How has he not popped that yet?

That’s a two headed goat. We are trying to feed the world and you create more mouths to feed?

Whatever made this dog grow can make our food grow.

Rhymes with “nut hole.”

What do you do? Say his name three times and rub a lamp?

Hey food stamp, thought you weren’t here today.

Your dog just saved my life.

It is my specialty, screwing stuff up for your mom.

I’m really coming around to this guy.

Ugh. I hate children.

Her mother is literally going to kill me.

Let’s never do that again.

I still can’t get my butt cheeks unclinched.

That is a very slappable face.

What if you found something that was so full of love that you felt like you could do anything? How would you feel to have to let that go?

He was so kind and magical.

I’m what’s best for him.

I think he’s trying to be small.

I’m sorry I let you down, Clifford.

Feels weird high fiving the dead.

Looks like Harlem wants its big red dog back.

Step aside. I know sheep.

I got 30 thousands volts that says you’re not.

Now a big corporation is trying to steal a puppy from a little girl.

But it was your love that made him so big. No one can take that away.

If you want them to listen, you’d better speak.

He doesn’t hurt anyone. He loves.

Please let me keep my dog.

You know when you said no one believes in you? I believe in you. You just need to believe in yourself.

And so the simple, pure love between a girl and her dog changed everything.

A story that began with two lost souls, ends with one big family.

A little girl, a giant red dog and a city that came together because of them.