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75+ Conniving RED NOTICE Movie Quotes

Red Notice Movie Quotes

Red Notice is hitting theaters this Friday, November 5th, and on Netflix on November 12th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out this lisr of 75+ of the best and most conniving Red Notice movie quotes.

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Red Notice Movie Quotes

What happened to Cleopatra’s lost egg?

No American cowboy stuff.

Unless we stop it, that egg is going to be stolen today.

That egg should be reflecting heat in this room. It should be red, not blue.

Seal the room. Now!

You’e the slow, bald guy that’s been chasing me.

Somewhere there’s a very nude cow whispering, worth it.

For the record, none of this feels good.

Nice place you got here.

I wouldn’t have missed this for the world.

One more, I get a Shawshank jacket.

I got that on Etsy.

You only do it for the thrill and not the money.

The Bishop.

Red Notice Movie Quotes

How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?

I’m being set up.

Except if they find out you’re a cop. Then they are gonna wanna kill ya.

This is farm to table, right?

I’d be on my way there right now if you weren’t such a super cop.

All’s quiet on the western front.

You look like a little b*tch right now. I say that as a friend.

All that working out, you still get your a** spanked by a toothless man with tubulosis.

You might benefit from a little career change.

You can have excuses or results. Not both.

You deleted my life.

Lift with your neck.

Teamwork. It feels weird in my mouth?

Relax, baldilocks.

Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.

I hate to break it to you, but you’re not a complex case.

It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what they think you’ve done.

Step three: Rock Jenga.

I was going to carry you with me in my heart with an eternal flames you stupid complainer.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

And I also know your browser history.

Always watching, always listening. Kind of like Alexa but with guns.

I’m not saying I would do that, I’m saying I could do that.

You are not soarkly enough.

We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs.

Not bad for a convict.

You needed to get his phone, not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.

You sneaky little minx.

Let’s get you hosed down.

The skilled hunter needs but one bullet.

You’re like a well-dressed wall.

He’s a pretty good damn thief for his first time.

We’re work wives.

I’m a good guy, but sometimes I do bad things.

Down here beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.

I love this plan.

Red Notice Movie Quotes

Sometimes the old ways are the best.

I’m late for a date witha very large pyramid.

Homegirl is a hard 10 and you look like a muscular toddler.

I lied to you. I lied to her. I lied to Baby Jesus.

I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I can’t tell you.

It’s not that I don’t care about you, it’s that I don’t care about anyone.

It’s a miracle we’re both not strippers.

I’m not asking you to are about me. I’m asking you to help me.

It’s the only chance I have to get my life back. Please.

We’re out in the middle of nowhere because of faith?

Forget the egg, how about we just steal this stuff?

I am on their side. They shot at me first.

You saved me. You love me.

Did you just choose me over the egg?

The important thing is you lost and I won.

I’ve got two eggs and you got one and you think you won?

I don’t even care about the money anymore.

Told you how this was gonna end.

Resting failure face. Priceless.

We’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Better luck next time.

No hard feelings, pal. It’s what we do.

A gift fit for a queen. My Cleopatra.

I’m Ed Sheeran b*tch.

I heard tapeworms could be quite slimming.

I’m talking about my twist ending.

You two work well together.

What could possibly go wrong?